Find your true metalhead love – now made easier by MetalMatch by IIT
Simply input your information and we set you up with a guaranteed shot at your choice of “pseudo-dating”, dating, or our new special of “anti-Pseudo” dating where you are guaranteed a fake dating relationship that you can show off even though it’s really all fake.
Or write to firstname.lastname@example.org
IIT wants you to have the best heavy-metal castle relationship possible and will do everything we can to get you a successful relationship. New statistical and geometric methods improve the accuracy of our matchmaking program while surveillance efforts around the WCC campus track results in real time.
Our satisfied customers include Dr. Grove, Peter Fay, Anselm, Sophia Donaldson, and our very own Aretari Polinski.