Philosophy of the Missing Nalgene
2019-09-16
PLEASE NOTE: This is old news but the basic underlying philosophy of the situation remains quite nearly unchanging. The numbermore
IIT to Sell Prime Matter
2019-09-15
Attention Rowdy Student Rockers! The moment you’ve all been waiting for is finally here. IIT is about to start sellingmore
The Michael Rose Question
2019-09-14
“Michael Rose: Sweet as a flower, scary as a bee.” So claims an unnamed sophomore in fear for their risiblemore
Flying Bear-O-Dactyl Terrifies Lander
2019-09-10
Lander, WY – Terrifying the citizens of Lander from the moment it first appeared on the horizon, a flying creaturemore
Vir Spicus
2019-09-03
The “man of spice” and maybe all things nice, Matthew K. Kubisch has certainly caused a storm over his lastmore
Sparta Strikes Again – More Danger Soon to Come?
2019-09-02
Our 200th Article! Pinedale, WY – Known as the Tannerite Fire, a nem shared with that of a famous explosivemore
Your Official Guide to the WCC Class of 2023
2019-08-25
Well, they’re here! WCC officially has new Freshmen Rockers, fifty-four of them in fact. This is four students less thanmore
IIT Opens New Headquarters Building – The Rockhouse
2019-08-24
Finally open after eight months of shifting and scrambling, we at Irkutsk Ice Truckers finally have a permanent headquarters. It’smore
Blaise the bla-zea Pirate
2019-08-24
Blaise Galbraith, hero of the WCC Class of 22 Freshmen Dance, and a well-known heavy metal rocker, shocked his classmatesmore
Rumor: Cyril/Destiny May Have Been Forced Out
2019-08-23
Lander, WY – Even as the WCC community and the Class of 2022 in particular braces for the loss ofmore
5 Reasons to Join MetalMatch
2019-08-11
As many of you may know, Irkutsk Ice Truckers has created a state-of-the-art social media platform built for metalheads, WCCmore
New Student Life Officer to Bring “Enlightened Mindset” to Office
2019-08-09
California “surfer dude” Joe Frederickson will now be assisting in running the WCC Student Life Office as Lander radio stationmore
WCC Cats Declared Dead
2019-07-31
Lander, Wyoming – Seven months after they were last seen by their Freshmen owners, the seven cats of the sevenmore
Opinion: Mik is NOT a Russian Agent
2019-07-28
Yes, he did at one point call himself “the Russian”. Yes, he did troll work like that so clichely associatedmore
WCC Announces Cell-Phone Pilot Program
2019-07-25
Lander, WY – In an attempt to “ease certain requirements which may adversely impact student’s performance”, Wyoming Catholic College announcedmore
Pre-Season Rundown: The 2019-2020 Dating Scene
2019-07-23
Lander, Wyoming – It’s July 2019, about a week before the new Freshmen are set to arrive, three weeks beforemore
Andrew Russell Promo
2019-07-22
Already probably the most recognizable of the Class of 2022 Student Rockers, with his own cult, website, course, and moremore
Theo – Ready For Action
2019-07-22
Sporting a radical new hairstyle, for him, holding a gun with his hand on the trigger, and facing you, almostmore
Renowned director J.J. Abrams to Head New NASA Blockbuster Remake
2019-07-21
Washington D.C. – Aiming to reproduce his success “remaking” the original Star Wars trilogy, Hollywood director J.J. Abrams was chosenmore
IIT Explains: The C.O.R. Expedition
2019-07-19
Speaking, or that is writing, as a member of the WCC Class of 2022, nearly all of us have beenmore
A Thomistic Proof for the Two-Day Weekend
2019-07-12
Well, this idea came from a conversation with Alex Olar back in April. Holy Saturday it was, I think. Asmore
“Mean Guy” Chosen – But It’ll Actually be a Mean Gal
2019-07-11
After months of mixed opinions on WCC’s plan to introduce a new position this year, the “Mean Guy”, reports saymore
IIT Releases Full Reading Packet for Upcoming MTL201 Course
2019-07-09
At IIT we’re proud to be part of making America great. But as you loyal readers know, something’s really onlymore
PUBLIC NOTICE: Freshmen Rockers R. Matthews and E. Flores
2019-07-03
Cult of the Tree of Life Hereby today we declare that Richard F. Matthews and Emily P. Flores were, havingmore
New WCC Interplanetary Branch
2019-07-02
Lander, WY: Astonishing Dr. Grove so much that he gave a normal quiz to his class the next day, severalmore
Food Fight: Spike’s Got the Honey!
2019-07-01
The “Boys of Marathon, the greatest generation”. They created the golden age of Athens, the peak of Sparta’s power, andmore
Back and Running, Steve Returns
2019-06-27
Miami, FL – A surprise new candidate has entered the Democrat primaries, just in time be part of the firstmore
WCC Opens WCCLEland Theme Park on Unused Ranch Property
2019-06-25
Lander, WY: After three years of discussion and debate on what to do with the Broken Anvil Ranch they own,more
IIT Explains: Dormitory Options for Next Year
2019-06-21
Well, it’s finally been settled. After months of confusion, it appears that the housing options for next semester at WCCmore
Archbishop Vigano Will Come Out of Hiding to become C.O.R. Chaplain
2019-06-17
After a year in hiding Archbishop Carlo Vigano is set to return in an unlikely place, as one of themore
Pastor Stunned to Discover Family Spends More Time at Church than Him
2019-06-15
APPLETON, WI—Fr. Angus of St. Timothy Catholic Church in Appleton appeared on EWTN today “surprised and amazed” at his discoverymore
Your Guide to the WFR Course
2019-06-11
Well, for those twenty-five or so of us who are doing it, WFR is in two months. But how manymore
Dangerous Disorder Spreading? – Sufferers “Condemned” By Mobs
2019-06-08
U.S. – According to several 2020 Democrat presidential candidates in surprising agreement with each other America’s very survival as amore
A Message from Everett
2019-06-07
“I always suspected you of having a close relationship with Mr. Polinski.” Dr. Stanley Grove Speaking to a high upmore
Nemec Report Released
2019-05-26
After a two-year long investigation into Russian meddling in the 2014 WCC Presidential Selection process, Special Counsel Joe Nemec ismore
Philosophy 403: Philosophy of Life and Death
2019-05-26
“You just spent eight semesters studying Philosophy, I want you to forget all that.” With these bold words two WCCmore
Coffee Dipping May Be Addictive Warns New IIT Report
2019-05-25
Lander, May 24: A new IIT study into the effects of “coffee-dipping” finds no link between it and foot-injuriesmore
Ruthie’s Family
2019-05-24
After large public interest in Ruth’s “Possee” IIT decided to look closer into this question, and after having interviewed numerous claimed members of this family, we decided to actually talk to Ruth herself, her side of the story sorely lacking from out last “hot take”, then being on Ruth’s family.
Student Detained at TAC: Escapes
2019-05-24
An already strained relationship between Thomas Aquinas College (TAC) and Wyoming Catholic College (WCC) escalated today in tensions with themore
New IIT T-Shirts Coming
2019-05-22
Write to everett.polinski@irkutskicetruckers.com to reserve yours or fill out the form below or at this link If we get ordersmore
Holmes Theology Recounts
2019-05-22
From IIT Chairman Everett himself, how he got into the WCC Curriculum It was the first day of finals. Everyonemore
Students Plan New Bible Translation:
2019-05-22
Seeing a “grave need for a Bible that fits with Western culture” a group of Wyoming Catholic College studentsmore
Student Survives Visit to TAC without Mortal Injury
2019-05-19
Taken from his cell-phone JohnJohn here shows the place from which he so narrowly escaped with his life Thursday. WCCmore
WCCLE 5 Members Come Out About The Real Story – 8 months later
2019-05-18
Who or what is the mysterious figure standing in the background? Well, it’s taken eight months, but after incoherent storiesmore
Proposal to Make Crux into a Saloon Gaining Traction
2019-05-18
Crux Coffee Though already quite popular as it is, a new IIT survey and a computer analysis of its resultsmore
New Serious WCC Freshman Endeavor
2019-05-15
Freshmen Anne and Emily, aiming to redeem opinions of the Class of 2022 from being solely satirical and unserious, havemore
Bubbles are Now Approved Liturgical Blessing
2019-05-14
Lander/Dusseldorf- After two WCC freshmen performed the practice of liturgical bubble blessing a week ago, several German bishops have declaredmore
New “Mean Guy” Job Created – Students Speechless
2019-05-14
A recent leak from the Student Life office has brought the new work-study position of “Mean Guy” to the forefront.more
Attack on WCC – Reported TAC Connection
2019-05-07
Yes this is a real image – taken from the WCC dorms last week Righteous tempers are flaring up atmore
Hotel Vacuum Brings Joy As it Stays Found
2019-05-07
Joy from this – Ohh yeah! In what is being called a historic moment for the school’s cleanliness, the onemore
MetalMatch: Dating – By Irkutsk
2019-05-07
Find your true metalhead love – now made easier by MetalMatch by IIT Simply input your information and we setmore
As You Study for Theology
2019-05-06
Dr. Holmes at QuisQuid last February So tomorrow is the big day we’ve all neglected to study for.more
Marley Claims Ping-Pong Attack
2019-05-04
Marley Decker In a strange situation Tuesday, Marley K. Decker, a WCC Freshperson reported a terrifying encounter with the verymore
Immersion through Metal
2019-05-03
“This is the most heavy-metal book of the Bible,” argues Freshman Rocker Blaise about the book of Judges in hismore
Gender Neutral Patronages: School To House Men in Dorm Consecrated to St. Scholastica
2019-04-30
St. Scholastica In a move that has proved quite shocking to some, the shake-up so recently announced among WCC dormitoriesmore
School Released Couple Chart With Errors
2019-04-30
New details are emerging today about how April’s Student Couple Chart had several “very obvious mistakes”. Assembled as it alwaysmore
“Ruth’s Posse” Swoops Into Lander: Who Are They Really?
2019-04-28
The Possee, harem, “Friends of Ruth”, actors, or … Who are they really? They’re back. Once again “a bunch ofmore
Her and Holmes: Launching May 1
2019-04-27
Poster imagined and created by ETBmugbug&bros Irkutsk Ice Truckers is pleased to announce the May 1st launch of its newmore
Marxist Trend Concerns Spark New Freshmen Course
2019-04-27
After analysis into the disappearance of musical items from the room of Mr. Floody, students and school officials have quicklymore
Freshmen Class Reaches Dating Parity: Lower Level of Pseudo-Dating than Expected
2019-04-27
New Technology is Bringing Valuable Information to Assist the WCC Dating Office in Reducing Pseudo-Dating Rates With dating having recentlymore
Undercover Operations Around Lander
2019-04-25
WCC students and residents of the surrounding community are chilled by reports of multiple groups of ghostly figures climbing, wandering,more
You Won’t Believe How She Got All This for Free!
2019-04-25
Hundreds of college t-shirts pile in a corner of her dorm room. On her dresser stand two dozen water bottlesmore
Ban the Joe: Get Joe to Come Here
2019-04-23
The symbol of the cause Many WCC students are mourning the loss of Joe B. to University of Dallas. Amore
Easter Vigil: Parish Discrimination Claims
2019-04-23
In an angry torch procession, local parishioners of Holy Rosary Catholic Church protested “unjust discrimination” against them in regards tomore
Liturgical Fashion Show Launches in Lander
2019-04-22
In a move long awaited by culture starved Lander, several WCC students are launching Wyoming’s very first liturgical fashion show.more
Euclidean Scandal
2019-04-19
Scandal erupted Wednesday” in Geometry (MTH 102) class at Wyoming Catholic College when it was discovered that a “phone” wasmore
Washutian History?
2019-04-18
WCC’s new Dean, Professor Washut, has a strange and storied history, as is just now being revealed. Apparently as thismore
Cell Phone Rings in Philosophy Class
2019-04-18
An already raucous Philosophy class was further disturbed Tuesday by a suddenly pronounced buzzing noise. Everyone looked around. Of course itmore
Irkutsk Needs You – Let’s Get Us An Ice Cream Shop
2019-04-16
As you’ve probably heard by now, WCC is opening an addendum to Crux that will serve: Ice Cream. They’re lookingmore
Back in Black: Nemec Returns to his Heavy Metal Roots
2019-04-15
Nemec – (left) from our most recent picture before his hair alteration Joseph Nemec stunned his class Friday with radicalmore
As You Write About Thucydides
2019-04-13
So we’re all scrambling, right? Err, not in reference to those things which we usually fry though sometimes scramble, but themore
Milestone: Augur Water Fountain Reaches 10,000 WBEs
2019-04-12
In what WCC is calling “an incredible milestone for the whole community”, the water bottle filling station in Augur hasmore
The War on Good Math
2019-04-12
Its quite rare that we see a true analysis of the real mathematical situation here at the school, so whenmore
Senior’s Plans: Pete’s Pizza
2019-04-11
“Because with Fay, you know your pizza is on the way!” Its nearing graduation for the Class of 2019 andmore
Ragemond Angers
2019-04-09
The latest metal legend has arisen at WCC. Fresh out of a week in the Utah deserts, Raymond Engles hasmore
Soul Butter Scandal: Head Drummer Accused of Fraud
2019-04-06
The popular country band Soul Butter, already endangered as to its existence with the pending graduation of most of itsmore
Irkutsk Grows Hair!
2019-04-06
Irkutsk Ice Truckers is proud to announce a new hair growing service launching May 2019. Test trials have been highlymore
Action on the Bicycle Case: New Suspects and Information
2019-04-01
The car driven by the suspects and seen widely around Lander over the past weeks Two people a WCC sophomoremore
Find the Chinese Balls – Reward: “Fry Egg”`
2019-03-21
“Who ordered the fry egg?” – JohnJohn No matter who actually did, you can get a free “fry egg” courtesymore
Evangelium Andreii
2019-03-19
We’re pleased to announce that our favorite charity here at WCC, the Cult of Tree of Life, has just launchedmore
Chinese Dragons Stolen: Angry Students on the Prowl
2019-03-18
For two weeks now the theft of the St. John’s Chinese Dragons has taken Wyoming Catholic College by storm. Angrymore
Dumpster Diving: A Moral Imperative and Right
2019-03-15
In the latest controversy to erupt among the freshmen rockers and upperclassmen at WCC is the question of the moralmore
Breaking: Cyril Returns
2019-03-14
Cyril (right) and an undisclosed relative Few details available yet bu the professor is back, Professor Cyril Patton has returnedmore
Threats and Thefts On the Rise Amid Inter-dorm Tensions
2019-03-14
There has been unprecedented increase in inter dorm tensions within Wyoming Catholic College over the past month. Multiple of theftsmore
Shut Up and Die? – Yes Its Finally Here!
2019-03-12
Shut Up and Die? Yes it came here This stunning video leaked to the public today shows members of themore
Avalanche – 3 Days of Freezing
2019-03-11
Announcing “Avalanche – 3 Days of Freezing” Continuing the adventures of the freshmen rockers, Avalanche this time focuses six monthsmore
As You Write About Theology
2019-03-09
Tonight our theology papers are due, that is in 20 minutes… So think about your papers but also more importantlymore
“Rosie” Protest – Students Rally Against The “Rose of Frat”
2019-03-08
UPDATE: New revelations have appeared that Rosie is innocent of many of the prescribed charges. No one showed up formore
Irkutsk Ice Weddings
2019-03-07
Now marry your metalhead love in a traditional style with a new modern twist. On special permission from the Archdiocesemore
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2019-03-07
The best of Irkutsk, delivered to your mailbox daily: Subscribe to Irkutsk Ice Truckers News by Email Get your dailymore
Updated: Haunted Hotel
2019-03-07
Anselm Terreri – His room is apparently haunted by William’s ghost For those who have not yet heard the tragic/epicmore
Ash Wednesday for Catholic Rockers
2019-03-06
Today is Ash Wednesday folks, and freshmen rockers like our readers may be wondering how to keep the day andmore
Pako’s Pawn
2019-03-05
Were proud to announce a new partnership with Pako and his Pako’s Pawn emporium. Operating from the upper level ofmore
Irkutsk Ice Care: Psychological Help by Irkutsk
2019-02-27
Here at IIT “lower-forty-eight” headquarters in Lander, WY it has come to our attention that a mental disorder has beenmore
Breaking: Wyoming IRA Denies Involvement in St. John’s Bombing
2019-02-23
In an exclusive interview with the leader of the Wyoming I.R.A, he denied all responsibility or involvement with Wednesday’s chipmore
Heithoff Throws Down the Gauntlet – Protests Expected
2019-02-23
Further dividing an already factioned school, Heithoff’s thesis oration today ended unexpectedly with remarks that “we are primarily an academicmore
Explosion/Attack on St. John’s
2019-02-22
St. John’s Dormitory according to a contraband I-Phone photographer who wishes to remain anonymous Yesterday, February 20th at around 9:40more
Liturgist Nick King Approves of Liturgical Dance
2019-02-20
Before a packed crowd of attendees, Nick King’s Senior Thesis Oration on the virtues of dancing ended on a surpisingmore
MTL 102 – The Philosophy of Metal
2019-02-20
Now offered by Professor Joe Nemec, MTL 102: Philosphy of Metal is the first course IIT now sponsors in cooperation withmore
Average Muslim Liturgist
2019-02-19
Irkutsk Ice Truckers is pleased to expand its buisness operations and news commentary with expert knowledge from an “Average Muslimmore
Speed Dating and Sacrifice
2019-02-18
It was quite a mixed night for one Matthew T. Kubisch – and in mixed ways. Fresh off from winningmore
Pseudo-C Sophomore Club
2019-02-18
THE Legion Continuing our long-standing tradition of supporting the social and liberal arts, Irkutsk Ice Truckers is now proud tomore
FaceTruck by IIT
2019-02-17
Announcing our new social media heavy metal replacement for your Google+, Facebook, etc. etc. accounts. FaceTruck by IIT – Keepmore
Antipersonnel Virus
2019-02-16
Wyoming Catholic now apparently faces a terrible epidemic of missing items and email messages that may or may not bemore
ETB MugBug and Bros – New Partnership
2019-02-15
Yee Ol’ Archbishop Beckman Annoucing today our new association with ETB MugBug and Bros, experts at phototography, mug shots andmore
Welcoming The Oregunion
2019-02-11
Irkutsk Ice Truckers is pleased to announce our latest addition to our growing staff, Dr. Mikolaj Zagorski (a.k.a. The Oregunion).more
Sourcing Engineering by Irkutsk Ice Truckers:
2019-02-09
Full outfit for a dance sourced by IIT for only $39 with ice-truck delivery – Elsewhere: $256 The new waymore
2019 Freshmen Actus Maxissimus ?
2019-02-08
Was this so-called dance event really a dance, or a deadly reenactment of the Roman Circuses? With the widespread newsmore
LTIGA Expert Ping Pong Tables
2019-02-05
LTIGA Ping Pong Tables: We’re pleased to announce today that Irkutsk Ice Truckers is now offering world -class ping-pong suppliesmore
Euclid Was Wrong
2019-01-29
Everett Polinski and new IIT associate mathematician Aretari Polinski announce their latest discovery today. Through an infinite progression of rightmore
Terror All Around: The Poetic Rose Versus the Disco Bouncers
2019-01-29
The army of WCC in JPM’s 2019 Wyominad movie Dr. Baxter’s epic, The Wyominad, is primarily read in light ofmore
Welcoming New Leaders: Everard Polinski
2019-01-23
I’d like to officially welcome my brother Everard Polinski, to I.I.T. Everard brings years of metalhead experience to the growingmore
Sleep Free Semester
2019-01-18
Professor Patton (center) teaching two patients Did you know that I.I.T. has a scientific research division? Well, if you didn’t,more
Dating Assistance Services
2019-01-18
World renowned religious leader Andrew R. is now an IIT affiliate with his organization, Tree of Life. He now offersmore
Tangent Elimination
2019-01-18
It began at TAC and is now spreading here. The world renowned charity How to Shut Down Tangents (HSDT) hasmore
Freshman Dance
2019-01-18
Irkutsk Ice Truckers is now the official sponsor of the WCC Class of 2022 Freshman Dance. Mark you calendars Februarymore
Tetonic Blast
2019-01-16
Part 1 of Tetonic Blast our new video series, is now available. Only available on irkutskicetruckers.com Watch today to discover themore
Death Metalhead Ice Truckers: Our first songs
2019-01-12
Irkutsk Ice Truckers plans to launch its next major business venture soon, the first album of its new band, Deathmore
Terrorism: A Philosophical Reflection
2019-01-12
The 9/12 incident that destroyed much of Sinks Canyon and ravaged the southside of Lander last year rests deeply withinmore
Hermes as the First Cowboy
2019-01-12
The Greek Iliad which was written by Homer, a Greek person, an ancient Greek person, a long time ago, inmore
Jacob is a Bad Dude
2019-01-12
As we all know, Jacob of the Bible book Genesis is like Agamoranan. Agamoran and Akillyvus get in some bigmore
Let’s Start a War – Ten Geological Layers in Sinks Canyon
2019-01-12
Sinks Canyon, located in the Milky Way Galaxy, around a star named the Sun, on a planet called Earth, inmore
Buisness Updates
2019-01-12
One of our extremely pleased customers IrkutskIceTruckers.com is now operational and our business now has a theme song. We are stillmore