Irkutsk Ice Truckers

Ten Ways WCC is Trying to Attract Men to the College

2022-12-06

By: Everett Polinski

On: December 6, 2022

10 Crazy Byzantine Customs You Never Knew Were Real

2022-12-04

By: Everett Polinski

On: December 4, 2022

Man Discovers His True Calling Is Just Scrolling Through Social Media All Day

2022-12-04

By: Everett Polinski

On: December 4, 2022

Trump Promises to Make America Great Again By Making It More Like His Golf Course

2022-12-04

By: Everett Polinski

On: December 4, 2022

Check Out This Senior Who Started Writing His Thesis The Day It Was Due

2022-12-03

By: Jeff Sarvis

On: December 3, 2022

Dr. Bent Benoski Chosen as Prefect Over WCC Staff/Faculty

2022-12-02

By: Everett Polinski

On: December 2, 2022

Op-Ed: What Should I Do When My Sibling Starts Dating at WCC?

2022-11-22

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: November 22, 2022

Lander Unveils Plan for its Own Military, City Wall, and Associated Fortifications

2022-11-19

By: Everett Polinski

On: November 19, 2022

(SPONSORED) Register for your Spring 2023 WCC Outdoor Adventure Trip Now

2022-11-19

By: Everett Polinski

On: November 19, 2022

INDEPENDENT FACT CHECK: Is Aidan Wood In Dress Code?

2022-11-16

By: Everett Polinski

On: November 16, 2022

U.S. Announces “Toughest-Ever” Sanctions Against Russian Cultural Icon Dostoevsky

2022-11-14

By: Everett Polinski

On: November 14, 2022

Senior Finally Starts Remembering to Bring Mask to Frassati

2022-11-14

By: S. Ezra Smith

On: November 14, 2022

Ciely Comes Out As A Spartan

2022-11-13

By: Everett Polinski

On: November 13, 2022

Student Life Accused of Dorm Gerrymandering With New St. Gerard Majella Dormitory

2022-11-13

By: Everett Polinski

On: November 13, 2022

New Report Reveals Deep-Fake Kitchen Crew Operating at WCC

2022-11-12

By: Everett Polinski

On: November 12, 2022

Canceled: The Woke Mob Comes For Tim

2022-11-12

By: Everett Polinski

On: November 12, 2022

IIT’s 2022 Midterm Election Projection

2022-11-06

By: Everett Polinski

On: November 6, 2022

Breaking: The Average Muslim Liturgist’s Marriage Requirements

2022-11-05

By: Everett Polinski

On: November 5, 2022

Everett Polinski Selected as Next WCC President

2022-11-04

By: Everett Polinski

On: November 4, 2022

(SPONSORED): If You See Something Say Something

2022-11-01

By: Everett Polinski

On: November 1, 2022

FACT CHECK: Did (random freshman) Do Their Reading?

2022-11-01

By: Everett Polinski

On: November 1, 2022

Eight Ways Byzantines Have Evolved to be Different From Other Catholics

2022-10-30

By: Everett Polinski

On: October 30, 2022

FACT CHECK: Did a Ukrainian Grandmother Destroy a Russian Drone With a Jar of Pickles?

2022-10-19

By: Everett Polinski

On: October 19, 2022

Lockheed Martin Wins Nobel Peace Prize

2022-10-14

By: Everett Polinski

On: October 14, 2022

U.S. Announces Pumpkin Spice Sanctions After Russian Pumpkin Spice Airstrikes

2022-10-14

By: Everett Polinski

On: October 14, 2022

PayPal’s New Terms of Service Include “Drone Enforcers”, “Company-Owned-Prison”

2022-10-09

By: Everett Polinski

On: October 9, 2022

WARNING: Students Have Returned To Campus

2022-10-02

By: Everett Polinski

On: October 2, 2022

WCC Admits First Robotic Student

2022-10-01

By: Everett Polinski

On: October 1, 2022

WCC To Give Up on Email Entirely, Replace With Bulletin Boards

2022-09-23

By: Everett Polinski

On: September 23, 2022

Biden Proposes Inflation+ Plan for America

2022-09-23

By: Everett Polinski

On: September 23, 2022

Everett Polinski to Star in New Star Wars TV-Show: “The New Droid Mechanic on the Block”

2022-09-23

By: Everett Polinski

On: September 23, 2022

King Charles

2022-09-12

By: Shadow Flame

On: September 12, 2022

Senior Finally Getting Around to Deciding Its Time To Start Thinking About Thesis

2022-09-12

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: September 12, 2022

Opinion: Trampas Was the Hero of The Virginian

2022-09-11

By: Everett Polinski

On: September 11, 2022

WCC Begins “Please-Sleep-In” Schedule With No Classes Until the Afternoon

2022-09-11

By: Everett Polinski

On: September 11, 2022

Seniors of the WCC Class of 2023 Will Have to Give 24-Hour Orations: Report

2022-08-04

By: Alfred Pozno

On: August 4, 2022

Freshmen Men Already Eating Grasshoppers: Report

2022-07-31

By: Everett Polinski

On: July 31, 2022

Fact Check: Class 0f 2026 Still Freshmen

2022-07-30

By: Spoons McGee

On: July 30, 2022

WCC Introduces Its Own Currency: Work Study Credits (WSCs)

2022-07-17

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: July 17, 2022

Alan Guth Blamed for Inflation, Science Experts Report

2022-07-14

By: Everett Polinski

On: July 14, 2022

Elon Moves Past Twitter Deal With New Plan to Acquire Heaven

2022-07-09

By: Everett Polinski

On: July 9, 2022

Everett Polinski Places Bid for Twitter

2022-07-09

By: Everett Polinski

On: July 9, 2022

U.S. Offers to Mediate Peace Talks Between Israel, Ben & Jerry’s

2022-07-09

By: Alfred Pozno

On: July 9, 2022

Former IIT Staff Writer Publishes WCC-Themed Romance Novel

2022-07-06

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: July 6, 2022

WCC Unveils New Larger 1 Cubic Inch Student Mailboxes

2022-07-06

By: Everett Polinski

On: July 6, 2022

Lander Bans Nuclear Weapons in Local Firework Shows

2022-07-04

By: Shadow Flame

On: July 4, 2022

Everett Polinski Appears on the Joe Rogan Experience Podcast

2022-07-04

By: Shadow Flame

On: July 4, 2022

Supreme Court Responsible for High Gas Prices, Experts Report.

2022-07-02

By: Everett Polinski

On: July 2, 2022

WCC to Take Over All Training for Ukrainian Military

2022-06-25

By: Shadow Flame

On: June 25, 2022

Chaplaincy Considers Frequent-Flyer Program for Penitents

2022-06-25

By: Pierre Aronnax

On: June 25, 2022

Americans’ Belief in Everett Polinski at an All-Time Low

2022-06-18

By: Everett Polinski

On: June 18, 2022

“We Support the Current Thing”: IIT’s New Logo

2022-06-15

By: Jeff Sarvis

On: June 15, 2022

Why Was There No “Senior Swoop” at WCC This Year?

2022-06-14

By: Joyce Godden

On: June 14, 2022

WCC Professor Claims Freshman is Sentient

2022-06-14

By: Alfred Pozno

On: June 14, 2022

What is a Woman? – IIT Answers the Debate

2022-06-11

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: June 11, 2022

Everett Polinski Update: “I Graduated”

2022-06-11

By: Everett Polinski

On: June 11, 2022

Whether One Should Leave Lander?

2022-06-01

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: June 1, 2022

WCC Professor Launches New Post-Post-Modernist Art Movement

2022-05-19

By: Everett Polinski

On: May 19, 2022

Sophomore Launches GoFundMe Page to Pay Off Her Dress Code Fines

2022-05-07

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: May 7, 2022

Breaking News: Ruth is Dating

2022-05-06

By: Alfred Pozno

On: May 6, 2022