Frassati Incident Propels New Candidate Into WCC Presidential Race: Pako
2019-09-11
Lander, WY – After a terrible attack upon his life, honor, and mental health under the formality of being offeredmore
Update: IIT Bible in Progress
2019-09-05
Since we first mentioned our plan to make a new translation of the Bible, we changed its name, and aremore
School Wi-Fi Down Five Consecutive Days
2019-09-03
Lander, WY – Sparking new concerns over the school’s level of preparedness for other possible contingencies, the massive Wi-Fi outagemore
Opinion: We Need To Takeover Canada
2019-08-28
While we all know that Canada as a country is non-existent in the matter of fact, this fairy tale landmore
IIT Launches YouTube Channel
2019-08-25
See it here and help make YouTube Metal Again with the wisdom and metallic united for one purpose. We don’tmore
WCCLE 5 Protest: Forms Twenty-Eight Foot Human Chain
2019-08-24
Embed from Getty Images Echoing the demonstrations now taking place in Hong Kong against Chinese tyranny, the surviving members ofmore
IIT Commemorates the Lost Boys
2019-08-24
PLEASE NOTE: NO ONE ACTUALLY DIED ALL THIS IS MADE UP FOR THE SAKE OF THE STORY! Today marks themore
Squad Plans to move to Bigger Table
2019-08-22
Lander, WY: The “studying squad” famous for their rigid use and omnipresence at the far table in the Wyoming Catholicmore
IIT Buys the Trucker’s Hitch
2019-08-21
Lander, WY – In the hopes of spreading our message and work near, far, and farther, we at Irkutsk Icemore
Asthma Skit
2019-08-20
WFR, the Wilderness First Responder course, is going on at Wyoming Catholic College now and many of our staff attendingmore
Class of 2023 Arrives in Lander
2019-08-11
Lander, Wyoming – And now there are officially new Freshmen Rockers. The Class of 2023 arrived in Lander last weekmore
Cult of the Tree of Life Disinvited From Amazon Synod
2019-08-07
UPDATE AUGUST 7, 2019 6 AM MST: Cardinal Schuster made a comment at 10am Wednesday morning Dusseldorf time, saying thatmore
IIT Publishes First Print Book – Now Available In Paperback
2019-08-07
And it’s here. The wisdom of ages. The humor of transcendent deity with which we’re “chummy”. Irkutsk Ice Truckers ismore
Cowboy Reading Hours Face Pushback
2019-08-05
New York, NY – The charity efforts of Irkutsk Ice Truckers’ sponsored organization Metal4Kids appear to be facing new pushbackmore
IIT Res Quae Sumus
2019-07-25
Well, I just realized that we’ve been around for nearly nine months and we haven’t really given an account ofmore
Opinion: What Class Are We All In?
2019-07-21
The question. “Ohh you’re in college… what year are you?” As a homeschooler, I always preferred the numerical answer tomore
Pope Announces New Rosary Trilogy to Come Out in 2020
2019-07-20
Rome, Italy – Citing a great need for balance and stability in the cosmic order, Pope Francis announced plans todaymore
Google Pray Gives You or Your Cause Mass-Marketing to Heaven
2019-07-19
San Francisco: In a bid to win back Christian and Catholic customers, which the tech -giant has been losing en-masse,more
Amazonchurch Launches With “Church-in-a-Box-Kits”, “Parishioner-Facing” Focus
2019-07-16
Sao Paulo, Brazil – The “Amazonian Synod” as it is so often called may be going a little father thanmore
Priest Replaces Aspergillum with Super Soaker
2019-07-12
Hide your face from my sins, and blot out all my iniquities. Houston, TX: In the Latin Extraordinary Form ofmore
Bernadette Overload?
2019-07-11
Lander, WY: As the Class of 2023 starts to take shape, we’re beginning to learn about the most important factormore
Priestmobile – Chevy Biretta
2019-07-09
Nashville, TN: In a bid to appeal to the burgeoning market for automobiles for priests, Chevrolet announced plans today formore
WCC Acquires Catholic Familyland in $534 Million Deal
2019-07-07
Steubenville, Ohio: Continuing its acquisition spree, Wyoming Catholic College announced plans today to acquire the Apostolate for Family Consecration. Establishedmore
Mormon Church Launches Investigation into their Lander Missionaries
2019-06-25
Salt Lake City, UT: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Sainthood (LDS) annouced an investigation today into itsmore
Philosophy = Rosary?
2019-06-25
Boston, MA: In a shocking discovery to most of the public, MIT researchers today announced they have discovered an extrememore
WCCLE 5 Members Sue OLP Over Faulty Emergency Equipment
2019-06-23
PLEASE NOTE: No one died, the “getting lost” was only in a minor way for a few hours, and theremore
Junior Claims to Have Discovered the Real
2019-06-22
I’ll start out by agreeing that this title is quite cliched. It’s just as common for members of the Classmore
Arberys Announce 2020 Re-election Bid
2019-06-20
Lander, WY: Amid a growing field of candidates, Dr. and Dr. Arbery announced their joint bid for re-election today asmore
May 2019 Statistics: Record Security Enforcement/ Dating Levels
2019-06-16
Lander, WY – The Lander, Wyoming crime rate continued to skyrocket in May as WCC Security chief Andrew Matthews todaymore
Alexa Can Be Baptized Theologians Determine
2019-06-16
SEATTLE, W.A.—After denying the sacrament for years, the Vatican is finally set to announce plans this week to allow Catholicsmore
A Computer Wrote This Dialogue
2019-06-11
Illustrating the incredible power of Irkutsk Ice Truckers’ supercomputers, this dialogue was written by a computer neural network with commentarymore
Google Introduces Fe-Mail
2019-06-10
San Francisco: Google ran out of acceptable e-mail account names today for its Gmail service, reports the Associated Press, asmore
Cardinal’s “Innovative Solution” the same as WCC Student’s
2019-06-10
“Let’s lift the restriction on everything. Boom, there it is, we’ve solved the problem of sin!” Blaise The Sick andmore
Sponsored Pre-Mass Announcements
2019-06-05
In a plan sure to be replicated around the world St. Joe’s Catholic Church of Atlanta, Georgia has “innovatively” decidedmore
WCC Finally Adds Adversity Scoring to Admissions
2019-06-04
Lander, WY: After years of “ignoring the problem” as student organization Cowboys for Social Justice claims, Wyoming Catholic College hasmore
Milligans Now An Endangered Species Says WCC Nature Club
2019-06-02
Lander, WY: While two of the Milligan species are reported to still be residing in Lander, and two others attendmore
“To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before…”
2019-06-01
Lander, WY: Confusion is spreading among the WCC Rockers after this above photo leaked to multiple news sources today. Apparently,more
The Fake Peloponnesian War
2019-05-29
Why would Athens and Sparta, so recently having fought off the Persians, so soon find some of their own involvedmore
Senior Involved in Phone-Trafficking Attempt
2019-05-09
Can you believe that anyone could fall for this? A graduating senior just last night sent out this bombshell offer,more
BREAKING: Spons Verberans Goes Missing
2019-05-09
Reported just thirty minutes ago by Freshman Rocker Olivia, the much acclaimed “Spons Verberans cult object has gone missing. Seemore
Leaks in Room C: Possible Sabotage
2019-04-23
The room in question Baldwin’s Room C was closed for classes for much of last month after strange leaks causedmore
Opinion: Desert Scam – NOLSEY Infiltration?
2019-04-19
Please Note: This article is an exaggerated personal opinion made in jest by an IIT contributor It may not reflectmore
Housing Confusion
2019-04-12
Lander, April 12, 2019: Last Sunday the following surprise meeting announcement was made, concerning the housing situation next year formore
Students Excited about Fall 2019 COR Trips after Disappointing Spring Offerings
2019-04-07
Chris (left) and Joe (right) – supposed leaders for next semester’s UbiDubbi immersion trip Now that all of the Freshmenmore
Liturgical Confusion Reaches New Heights: Alleluia Two Weeks into Lent
2019-04-01
At Tuesday night’s dorm prayer in St. Leo’s prefect King included an “Alleluia” in the midst of the prayers. Althoughmore
Salad Dressing News But Concerns Remain
2019-04-01
WCC Students received a notice several weeks ago about new salad dressing options, a positive for the few compulsive detractorsmore
New IIT Website Theme
2019-03-23
As is obvious from looking we at IIT are testing out a new website. Comment on what you think. Alsomore
The Week: March 17th Edition – Raucous Party/Stolen Bikes/KKAA and more
2019-03-18
News this week – Raucous St. Patrick’s Day Party/Stolen Bikes/KKAA/Junior Music Papers/Another Drop Just like what happened in Plato’s Symposium, amore
Johannes’ School of Sleep
2019-03-14
The sleep controversy is on the rise in Lander, WY where WCC student Johannes vonBuelow counters Professor Cyril Patton’s experimentsmore
Gregory – the god of Mischief
2019-03-11
Gregory – god of Mischief In a sudden turn of events, WCC sophomore Gregory Legreid was revealed to the worldmore
IrkutskIceTruckers.com Records Record Internet Traffic
2019-03-10
In our two months of online operation Irkutsk Ice Truckers has just broken all records for internet traffic with 235!more
Welcoming S. Ezra Smith and Spoons McGee
2019-03-10
Always growing, IIT is pleased to announce the addition of two new rockers to our all-star ice-trucking team. S. Ezramore
Birthday Party – Or Betawine Fest?
2019-03-10
Image reportedly from this “event” Lander, WY Reports are new emerging about a raucous party last Monday at the hotelmore
Rouge Agent Responsible For Bombing
2019-03-02
Apparently someone from the IIT team itself Received clandestinely by us last week was this cryptic message concerning the Wyomingmore
Flashback: Successful Hotel “Raid” – November 2018
2019-02-27
Back in November of 2018 this happened in St. Leo’s dormitory, a horrible smell arrived, a mystery to behold. Yetmore
The Legend and the Glory – IIT Entertainment Preview
2019-02-27
Andrew Russell and Dr. Zagorski premier their perfomance of “Legend and Glory”, a signature WCCLE 5 staple. Watch now formore
Ice Truck Yourself
2019-02-23
Get there. Get back. Get away. Get home. Announcing: Ice Truck Yourself: There by Irkutsk. Simply order online with yourmore
Ice and Metal Mining – Space – By Irkutsk
2019-02-23
At the suggestion of a board member Mr. Potato, Irkutsk Ice Truckers is now expanding its business operations to themore
Rumor: Student May Have Gone Missing for Months
2019-02-21
Although he was found and returned after his escapades with the infamous Lost Boys Fifth Regiment, Cyril A. Patton ismore
The Van Man
2019-02-19
How often do we run off to Frassati after classes in an angered rush to get onto a Mass shuttle?more
Flashback: 2018 Fashion Protest
2019-02-17
In a new regular section on Irkutsk Ice Truckers we’ll feature flashback articles of famous events from our world frommore
Off the Road
2019-01-12
IIT reporters interview Mikolaj Zagorski after they both are involved in an ice-induced incident while studying at W.C.C. Comment belowmore
The Real Story – WCCLE V
2019-01-04
In his first exclusive interview since leading his fellow students from WCCLE 5 back from the brink of death, Mikolajmore