About Us

The real story is that we’re an unofficial news site run by Wyoming Catholic College Juniors of the Class of 2022, graduates of the Class of 2020, sophomores of the Class of 2023, and maybe even some freshmen of the Class of 2024 (not entirely sure on that one). We were founded back in October 2018 as an organization kind of “by accident” or philosophically speaking a per accidens result to the collision of two natures. Most of our news is exaggerated, fake, or parodic, but usually is based on some incident or concern we’ve come across in our time as students here at WCC. Some however is based on larger world or church events from our perspective in “God’s country”. We love the school, we love the Church and we love the combination of education we here receive. And most of us (with the possible exception of one writer) don’t listen to or even really know much about metal. MetalMatch doesn’t really work for dating as we say, adoration and the 11:35am Mass are better and more popular times for such discernment. 

Thanks for reading,

God bless you and please pray for our school,

Everett L. Polinski (he doesn’t exist) and James Green (he does exist)
President – Irkutsk Ice Truckers
Contact us at world@inhisorder.com or james.green@wyomingcatholice.edu
Or Call (307)-206 -5241

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But below is a fake account of our existence  we could give for one reason or another…

Founded in October 2018, we are an international syndicate with businesses in many sectors but all guided by the goal of becoming the “bravest metal there is”. We began as an ice-road trucking business from Anchorage to Irkutsk but soon expanded into the entertainment, logistics, publishing, intelligence research, and now our largest venture, news and analysis.

We are headquartered in Irkutsk, Alaska but most of our executives are domiciled in Lander, Wyoming.

We’re a global family of Russian and American metalhead and ice trucking aficionados where our unique roots, unique vision, and unique style of fun give us the ability to offer some seriously unique experiences to our clients.

But we offer much more than just ice trucking and we’re growing by the day. Join our team today by filling out your application at this link

Learn more about our history here

Our Businesses

Irkutsk Ice Trucking

Ice Truck Yourself

Sourcing Engineering

Irkutsk Ice and Metal Mining

Irkutsk Ice Weddings

and more to come…

Our Staff

Everett Polinski is the founder and C.E.O. of Irkutsk Ice Truckers, chief editor of irkutskicetruckers.com, and a sophomore at Wyoming Catholic College

Ernie Thee Bass is a member of the IIT board of directors and the founder of ETBMugBug and Bros

Sophia Donaldson chairs our intelligence gathering team and is a major contributor to our reporting.

The Wandering Minstrel is Chairman of the IIT board and our Sales Manager

James Green, a junior at WCC, is head of our data and analysis services as well as our intelligence operations. He’s also one of our primary writers here on Irkutsk Ice Truckers News.

Alfred Pozno, a sophomore at WCC, is our nature expert and executive vice president.

S. Ezra Smith is our chief director of wisdom and manager of our e-commerce site buy.irkutskicetruckers.com

Everard Polinski, Everett’s brother, loves metal just as much or more than Everett and is our Vice-President and Metal Director

The Average Muslim Liturgist is our Chief Faith Correspondent and advisor on all liturgical matters.

Thomas Arnett is our technology director, website manager, and directs our hacking team (just kidding!)

SpoonsMcGee is our news director for all things WCC and a major source of insight for our intelligence gathering branch IIT Investigates.

Pako is our chief Business Strategist and consultant on all matters musical

The Baked Potato, and his team (I am not certain if he is actually an actual potato), are our marketing manager and marketing team respectively

We’re hiring: Send your resume to sales@irkutskicetruckers.com or fill out this form

I always knew that only with the power of the bass could one get blasted into the space beyond the heavens… But I was never able to get there until IIT came around. Thanks, guys!!!

Marcus Gardner