Sticky Trump Says He’ll “Bring Back Big Beautiful Golden Altar Rails” 2024-10-27 By: Everett Polinski On: October 27, 2024
RFK Jr. Annouces Plan to Make Fish Frys Healthy Again 2024-10-27 By: Everett Polinski On: October 27, 2024
Check out our new site for serious writings for a change: Grain of Wheat 2024-09-11 By: Everett Polinski On: September 11, 2024
The Official Compline Line of Succession (Updated for Fall 2024) 2024-09-11 By: Everett Polinski On: September 11, 2024
Due to Inflation, WCC Class of 2022’s Graduation Gift to the College Now Worth $10 Million Upon Installation 2024-03-31 By: Everett Polinski On: March 31, 2024
A PSA from the WCC Risk Management Committee: sAFeTY fIRsT EvErYBoDy 2024-03-31 By: Everett Polinski On: March 31, 2024
In Curriculum Update, WCC Removes All Academics from Curriculum 2024-03-31 By: Everett Polinski On: March 31, 2024
Tithes Are Now Automatically Withheld From WCC Work Study Accounting 2024-01-28 By: Everett Polinski On: January 28, 2024
IIT Prophecy Comes True: WCC Geology Assistant Work Study Job 2023-12-22 By: Everett Polinski On: December 22, 2023
New Pumpkin Spice Flavor Gets WCC White Girls Hooked on Hookahs 2023-12-22 By: Alfred Pozno On: December 22, 2023
WCC Clothes Washers/Dryers “Can’t Wait” Till Students Leave 2023-12-10 By: Everett Polinski On: December 10, 2023
2nd FBI Statement on Investigation into “Irkutsk Ice Truckers”, “Irkutsk Ice Truckers News”, “IIT Corp” & Everett Polinski: IIT is Run From Hidden Bunker Beneath Clear Creek Abbey 2023-11-25 By: Everett Polinski On: November 25, 2023
Student Pulls Fire Alarm to Delay Disciplinary Meeting Vote 2023-10-01 By: Everett Polinski On: October 1, 2023
FBI Statement on Investigation into “Irkutsk Ice Truckers”, “Irkutsk Ice Truckers News”, “IIT Corp” & Everett Polinski 2023-09-19 By: Everett Polinski On: September 19, 2023
IIT EXPOSE: SHOCKING Corporate TAKEOVER by JEFF SARVIS Years Ago REVEALED. Everett Didn’t Just Leave. He was FORCED OUT. 2023-08-27 By: Sophia Donaldson On: August 27, 2023
Shocked Sophomores Soon to Read Church Father Who Hates Children, Believes the Married Are “Religious Life Dropouts”, and Sometimes Reads Like A ’60s Hippe 2023-08-23 By: Everett Polinski On: August 23, 2023
Student Life’s “No Via Ferrata on Professor Cliffs” Campaign Helps Puts Final Kibosh on Baldwin Via Ferrata Plans 2023-08-23 By: Shadow Flame On: August 23, 2023
CORRECTION: Everett Polinski Is Not Going to be the President of WCC AND We Discover that IIT Has been Infiltrated by an Everett Imposter 2023-08-05 By: Sophia Donaldson On: August 5, 2023
WCC’s New Dormitory Complex Renamed the All Saints Center: Here are the Names They Rejected 2023-08-04 By: Everett Polinski On: August 4, 2023
Russian Mercenary Warlord Celebrity Chef Considered for Nobel Peace Prize 2023-07-13 By: Everett Polinski On: July 13, 2023
WCC to Expand COR Missionaries Program to Include FLEX Missionaries, Kitchen Missionaries, Admissions Missionaries, and CRUX Missionaries 2023-07-13 By: Everett Polinski On: July 13, 2023
The WCC “Compline Group” No Longer The Best Way to Start Dating at the School 2023-06-08 By: Everett Polinski On: June 8, 2023
Oh No WCC Just Hired Another Kwas: But Don’t Worry He’s Not THAT Kind of Rad-Trad 2023-06-08 By: Everett Polinski On: June 8, 2023
Byzantine Militias of Wyoming Unveil “Battle Flag of the Resistance” 2023-05-14 By: Everett Polinski On: May 14, 2023
200,000 Miles Today: But Where Has FLEX Really Been Driving their Truck? 2023-04-20 By: Everett Polinski On: April 20, 2023
Rebel Dorm Launching Under Rebel Prefect With Revolutionary “Dorm Vision” 2023-04-14 By: Everett Polinski On: April 14, 2023
WCC Opens New Recreational Reservoir: Lake Scholastica’s 2023-04-10 By: Shadow Flame On: April 10, 2023
More Catholics Plan to Become Canonically Irregular Just So They Can Get Churches Like This 2023-04-10 By: Everett Polinski On: April 10, 2023
Surprise Betrayal by Close Disciple MTG Follows Triumphant Trump Entry into New York City 2023-04-04 By: Sophia Donaldson On: April 4, 2023
St. Athanasius Dorm Members Vote to End Permanent Leo’s Raid Authorization 2023-03-29 By: Everett Polinski On: March 29, 2023
Trapped Latin Trip Just Staying Where They Are and Starting Latin Colony 2023-03-26 By: Everett Polinski On: March 26, 2023
Red Bull Beverages to Build New Manufacturing Plant Next to WCC Dorms 2023-03-21 By: Everett Polinski On: March 21, 2023
Out With the Old Fashioned Good, True, and Beautiful and In With The… 2023-03-18 By: Everett Polinski On: March 18, 2023
Do Your Best Outdoor Trip Paperwork Ever With Help From These Outstanding Examples 2023-03-12 By: Everett Polinski On: March 12, 2023
I Know All Students Go to Mass on Sunday. But Why Does It Feel Like They Don’t? 2023-03-09 By: Everett Polinski On: March 9, 2023
A Short Guide to Understanding the Liturgical Culture At Wyoming Catholic College 2023-03-04 By: Everett Polinski On: March 4, 2023
INDEPENDENT FACT CHECK: Is George Washington the Founder of WCC? 2023-02-27 By: Everett Polinski On: February 27, 2023
Top 10 Candidates for the Next President of WCC 2023-02-26 By: Everett Polinski On: February 26, 2023
In Epic Twitter Thread, IIT Founder Everett Polinski Shows His Abilities at Political Philosophy, Liturgical Analysis, and Sociology 2023-02-17 By: Everett Polinski On: February 17, 2023
Pfizer Introduces Vaccine Against UFOs, Alien Abductions, Spy Balloons 2023-02-15 By: Everett Polinski On: February 15, 2023
Biden Announces Lockdown to Stop the Spread of Dangerous Close Encounters With Alien UFOs 2023-02-15 By: Everett Polinski On: February 15, 2023
Biden Administration Insists That New War With Alien Civilization is Mostly Peaceful 2023-02-11 By: Everett Polinski On: February 11, 2023
WCC Introduces New Intramural Sport: Competitive Confession Line Jumping 2023-02-11 By: Everett Polinski On: February 11, 2023