New York City, NY – Donald Trump’s long prophecied return to New York City finally occurred Sunday where the extreme MAGA Republican former and future president was greeted by cheering crowds who laid down their jackets on the runway for his private jet to land upon.
But rejoicing turned to dismay for Trump supporters today when Trump’s close disciple MTG betrayed him to District Attorney Alfred Brugg for a mere 30 Treasury bonds.
Trump is accused of false preaching on his platform Truth Social, claiming to be President, and specifically of preaching against Biden.
However, none of those called to witness against Trump have yet to agree on testimony against him, so it seems that his case will be handed over to be considered directly by Governor Pontius Pilate of New York rather than through the regular court system.