Irkutsk Ice Truckers

Canceled: The Woke Mob Comes For Tim

2022-11-12

By: Everett Polinski

On: November 12, 2022

IIT’s 2022 Midterm Election Projection

2022-11-06

By: Everett Polinski

On: November 6, 2022

Breaking: The Average Muslim Liturgist’s Marriage Requirements

2022-11-05

By: Everett Polinski

On: November 5, 2022

Everett Polinski Selected as Next WCC President

2022-11-04

By: Everett Polinski

On: November 4, 2022

(SPONSORED): If You See Something Say Something

2022-11-01

By: Everett Polinski

On: November 1, 2022

FACT CHECK: Did (random freshman) Do Their Reading?

2022-11-01

By: Everett Polinski

On: November 1, 2022

Eight Ways Byzantines Have Evolved to be Different From Other Catholics

2022-10-30

By: Everett Polinski

On: October 30, 2022

FACT CHECK: Did a Ukrainian Grandmother Destroy a Russian Drone With a Jar of Pickles?

2022-10-19

By: Everett Polinski

On: October 19, 2022

Lockheed Martin Wins Nobel Peace Prize

2022-10-14

By: Everett Polinski

On: October 14, 2022

U.S. Announces Pumpkin Spice Sanctions After Russian Pumpkin Spice Airstrikes

2022-10-14

By: Everett Polinski

On: October 14, 2022

PayPal’s New Terms of Service Include “Drone Enforcers”, “Company-Owned-Prison”

2022-10-09

By: Everett Polinski

On: October 9, 2022

WARNING: Students Have Returned To Campus

2022-10-02

By: Everett Polinski

On: October 2, 2022

WCC Admits First Robotic Student

2022-10-01

By: Everett Polinski

On: October 1, 2022

WCC To Give Up on Email Entirely, Replace With Bulletin Boards

2022-09-23

By: Everett Polinski

On: September 23, 2022

Biden Proposes Inflation+ Plan for America

2022-09-23

By: Everett Polinski

On: September 23, 2022

Everett Polinski to Star in New Star Wars TV-Show: “The New Droid Mechanic on the Block”

2022-09-23

By: Everett Polinski

On: September 23, 2022

King Charles

2022-09-12

By: Shadow Flame

On: September 12, 2022

Senior Finally Getting Around to Deciding Its Time To Start Thinking About Thesis

2022-09-12

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: September 12, 2022

Opinion: Trampas Was the Hero of The Virginian

2022-09-11

By: Everett Polinski

On: September 11, 2022

WCC Begins “Please-Sleep-In” Schedule With No Classes Until the Afternoon

2022-09-11

By: Everett Polinski

On: September 11, 2022

Seniors of the WCC Class of 2023 Will Have to Give 24-Hour Orations: Report

2022-08-04

By: Alfred Pozno

On: August 4, 2022

Freshmen Men Already Eating Grasshoppers: Report

2022-07-31

By: Everett Polinski

On: July 31, 2022

Fact Check: Class 0f 2026 Still Freshmen

2022-07-30

By: Spoons McGee

On: July 30, 2022

WCC Introduces Its Own Currency: Work Study Credits (WSCs)

2022-07-17

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: July 17, 2022

Alan Guth Blamed for Inflation, Science Experts Report

2022-07-14

By: Everett Polinski

On: July 14, 2022

Elon Moves Past Twitter Deal With New Plan to Acquire Heaven

2022-07-09

By: Everett Polinski

On: July 9, 2022

Everett Polinski Places Bid for Twitter

2022-07-09

By: Everett Polinski

On: July 9, 2022

U.S. Offers to Mediate Peace Talks Between Israel, Ben & Jerry’s

2022-07-09

By: Alfred Pozno

On: July 9, 2022

Former IIT Staff Writer Publishes WCC-Themed Romance Novel

2022-07-06

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: July 6, 2022

WCC Unveils New Larger 1 Cubic Inch Student Mailboxes

2022-07-06

By: Everett Polinski

On: July 6, 2022

Lander Bans Nuclear Weapons in Local Firework Shows

2022-07-04

By: Shadow Flame

On: July 4, 2022

Everett Polinski Appears on the Joe Rogan Experience Podcast

2022-07-04

By: Shadow Flame

On: July 4, 2022

Supreme Court Responsible for High Gas Prices, Experts Report.

2022-07-02

By: Everett Polinski

On: July 2, 2022

WCC to Take Over All Training for Ukrainian Military

2022-06-25

By: Shadow Flame

On: June 25, 2022

Chaplaincy Considers Frequent-Flyer Program for Penitents

2022-06-25

By: Pierre Aronnax

On: June 25, 2022

Americans’ Belief in Everett Polinski at an All-Time Low

2022-06-18

By: Everett Polinski

On: June 18, 2022

“We Support the Current Thing”: IIT’s New Logo

2022-06-15

By: Jeff Sarvis

On: June 15, 2022

Why Was There No “Senior Swoop” at WCC This Year?

2022-06-14

By: Joyce Godden

On: June 14, 2022

WCC Professor Claims Freshman is Sentient

2022-06-14

By: Alfred Pozno

On: June 14, 2022

What is a Woman? – IIT Answers the Debate

2022-06-11

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: June 11, 2022

Everett Polinski Update: “I Graduated”

2022-06-11

By: Everett Polinski

On: June 11, 2022

Whether One Should Leave Lander?

2022-06-01

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: June 1, 2022

WCC Professor Launches New Post-Post-Modernist Art Movement

2022-05-19

By: Everett Polinski

On: May 19, 2022

Sophomore Launches GoFundMe Page to Pay Off Her Dress Code Fines

2022-05-07

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: May 7, 2022

Breaking News: Ruth is Dating

2022-05-06

By: Alfred Pozno

On: May 6, 2022

Majority of Strong, Independent WCC Women Unaware of Being Oppressed by Any Patriarchy

2022-05-06

By: S. Ezra Smith

On: May 6, 2022

Fast Facts on the WCC Class of 2022 As They Prepare to Graduate in Three Weeks

2022-05-01

By: Shadow Flame

On: May 1, 2022

WCC Trip to Tattoine Returns Safely

2022-04-29

By: Alfred Pozno

On: April 29, 2022

In Response To “Too Much Tradition,” Members of Class of 2025 Form “Novus Ordo Extremist Group”

2022-04-21

By: Big Red

On: April 21, 2022

Federal Judge Overturns WCC Beard Mandate

2022-04-19

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: April 19, 2022

Elon Musk Offers to Buy WCC

2022-04-14

By: Jeff Sarvis

On: April 14, 2022

“Mostly Peaceful” Rock Climbing Trip Returns Safely to Lander after National Guard Intervenes

2022-04-11

By: Alfred Pozno

On: April 11, 2022

Their Own Performance Was Perfect, Student Leaders Grading Themselves Report

2022-04-11

By: Alfred Pozno

On: April 11, 2022

An April Fool’s Day Reminder

2022-04-01

By: Everett Polinski

On: April 1, 2022

WCC Spring Outdoor Week Begins Tomorrow: See Where Students Are Going!

2022-04-01

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: April 1, 2022

In Their Incredible Generosity, the Best Senior Class Ever is Putting On an Extra Dance for WCC

2022-03-24

By: Joyce Godden

On: March 24, 2022

Op-Ed: WCC Needs a Prison

2022-03-13

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: March 13, 2022

URGENT: IIT Suspending ALL Operations in Russia

2022-03-01

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: March 1, 2022

Biden Announces Plan to Evacuate Iranian Hearts from Ukraine

2022-03-01

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: March 1, 2022

St. John’s Agrees to Peace Talks as St. Athanasius Advance Slows

2022-02-27

By: Shadow Flame

On: February 27, 2022