Lander, WY – Irkutsk Ice Trucker’s investigative journalists recently obtained possession of a copy of “The Official Map of Every WCC Classroom”, a “top-secret” document of the Wyoming Catholic College Student Life Office, describing the “substances, quantities, qualities, relations, places, times, positions, possessions, actions, and affections of every WCC classroom.”

IIT journalists are still working around the clock to decipher this map and unmask its many cryptic references, seemingly to people who perform certain actions while sitting in certain sections of the classroom, such as for example, “the cool coffee bros,” [she who] “thinks she’s the professor” or [the one who’s] “still eating breakfast” but in the meantime, you can try to decipher the map yourself.