“You just spent eight semesters studying Philosophy, I want you to forget all that.”

With these bold words two WCC students have announced their intention to launch a new Senior course, Philosophy 403 to help students better prepare themselves for reality and proper experience of the real. Thomas Urgo and Blaise Galbraith recently awarded doctoral degrees by Irkutsk Ice University will begin teaching this course next year in their proven and excited “Pakoish” style.

Its all about “Life… and hopefully death” Blaise comments, “We want everyone to truly get in the party spirit of depression.”

“Philosophy 403 is for those who have no potential!” continues Thomas, “But we’re excited to at least make it fun with plenty of opportunities to talk about “he knows” and the many ways you can live and die.”

Offered primarily to WCC Seniors, PHL403: The Philosophy of Life and Death, will nevertheless be open to enrollments to all “people of good-will” as Thomas and Blaise together show how to “truly live” a dangerous life in their own deep, depressing and uplifting, and emotionally connective styles.”

But be prepared to be shocked by what you hear. Again they say, “You just spent eight semesters studying Philosophy, I want you to forget all that.”

Learn the truth instead with all its realism and danger!

Irkutsk Ice Truckers is a proud sponsor of this new course and is happy to answer any questions you might have or put you in contact with this courses’ faculty.