Hello, this is Brother Peter Dimond from vaticancatholic.com. Did you know that we had a Eucharistic Miracle at our Monastery. Check out that video on our website at vaticancatholic.com.
In these times of great apostasy, it is difficult to find a valid Mass celebrated by a non-heretical priest. Dangerous things like “NFP”, “Divine Mercy”, and “baptism of desire” along with many other heresies are preached at even the most seemingly traditional Catholic churches. That’s why on our website we tell everyone in the U.S., that since we are unaware of any safe Masses to attend that you must stay home and pray the Rosary instead.
However, if you are willing, after receiving extensive spiritual direction through our hotline at1-800-275-1126 you still wish to attend a Mass that you think is safe, we have prepared a set of questions that you may ask the so-called “priest” in order to determine whether it is safe to attend and receive Holy Communion.
Make sure to ensure any priest whose Mass you plan on attending, receiving communion at, and/or receiving any other sacraments from has answered all these questions properly. To be safe, make sure you also have them take a lie-detector test while they talk to you. You also should threaten them to make sure there is no chance of them changing their opinion on any of these questions during Mass. This is important. If the priest lied to you or changes his mind after answering these questions, you have committed a mortal sin by attending his Mass or receiving sacraments from him as they are invalid. These questions will take about 3o-45 minutes to complete, depending on the priest.
We actually recommend you stay at home instead and pray 15 decades of the Rosary followed by donating to us and watching our videos. But if you think you must go to Mass, here’s the question checklist to ask:
- Were you ordained in the traditional rite of ordination, or was it the post-Vatican II rite?
- Correct Answer: “I was ordained in the traditional rite of ordination.”
- Do you accept Francis (or the current Pope) as the legitimate Pope, or do you hold a sedevacantist view?
- Correct Answer: “I hold a sedevacantist view; I do not recognize Francis as the legitimate Pope. Francis, as proven by the Dimond brothers, is a manifest heretic and is in fact not even a priest, let alone a bishop, as he was not validly ordained.”
- Do you believe in the possibility of salvation for non-Catholics through ‘baptism of desire’ or ‘invincible ignorance’?
- Correct Answer: “No, I do not believe in salvation through ‘baptism of desire’ or ‘invincible ignorance’; I believe salvation is only through the Catholic Church.”
- Is it your belief that all who die outside the Catholic Church, without exception, go to Hell?
- Correct Answer: “Yes, I believe all who die outside the Catholic Church, without exception, go to Hell. The Salvation domga is absolute, and I believe that cases like St. Dismas, the Holy Innocents, and St . Emerentiana that seem to disprove this and baptism of desire actually demonstrate that angels at the moment of their death came and baptized them with water.”
- Do you celebrate the Tridentine Latin Mass or an Eastern Rite Liturgy, or do you celebrate the Novus Ordo Mass? Do you eliminate the “una cum”?
- Correct Answer: “I celebrate the Tridentine Latin Mass and do not recognize “Francis” by means of the “una cum” ” or “I celebrate an Eastern Rite Liturgy that has not been modernized and do not recognize Francis within the liturgy.”
- Do you consider sedevacantists or those who reject ‘baptism of desire’ to be heretics or in mortal sin?
- Correct Answer: “No, I do not consider them heretics or in mortal sin for those beliefs.”
- Would you impose your views on salvation or the legitimacy of the current Pope on the congregation during Mass or in any other context?
- Correct Answer: “No, I do not impose those views on the congregation.”
- Are you financially supported by or do you support groups that hold positions contrary to traditional Catholic teachings?
- Correct Answer: “No, I am not supported by nor do I support such groups.”
- Do you practice or endorse ecumenism with non-Catholic religions in a way that suggests they do not need conversion to Catholicism?
- Correct Answer: “No, I believe non-Catholics need conversion to the Catholic Faith for salvation.”
- If you are an Eastern Rite priest, has your liturgy been revised or modernized in line with Vatican II reforms?
- Correct Answer: “No, my liturgy has not been revised or modernized in line with Vatican II reforms.”
This guide is also available in printed card form, alike one of those tracts put out by Protestant heretics. To order a stack of 100 to hand out to your friends, please visit vaticancatholic.com.
Oh, and please don’t call us Donatists. We’re not.
DO NOT USE THIS GUIDE! THIS IS A JOKE TO ILLUSTRATE THE SAD, PARANOID AND SCHISMATIC SEDEVACANTIST OPINIONS OF VATICANCATHOLIC.COM AND MOST HOLY FAMILY MONASTERY
The point is that the Dimond brothers who run “Most Holy Family Monastery” are, in effect telling everyone not to go to Mass. I’ve been arguing with their followers on several forums, but here’s what their own website says:
The best refutation I have found so far is here:
But the best quick refutation is simply to think about what follows from the idea that the Dimond’s view, that everyone but them is a false, counterfeit fake Catholic Church, is true. If the Dimonds are right, and every pope from John XXIII has been an anti-pope, then there is no reason not to question the legitimacy of every pope before him as well, and seeming breaks in the principle of absolute papal infallibility, the point they use to claim that the last six popes have been false, can be used to question every other Pope. If that is true, then papal infallibility is meaningless, as there’s no way to be certain about papal authority, due to there being no ability to know who the Pope is, and thus the Papacy is meaningless. I will write more on this in a serious article sometime soon, but for now just ask yourself: is this the Church?:
