I regret to inform you that at least for the present I will not be continuing my education at this school, due to failing the Music 302 course (because I turned my paper in two years early and apparently you’re only allowed to turn assignments in one week early…!), as well as disciplinary reasons involving WCC’s COVID-19 protocols (I only wore one mask at Mass a couple times and was reportedly seen one inch closer than allowed to Sophia at a dance… ).
I plan to stay around Wyoming and Irkutsk Ice Truckers and my friend and rising WCC Senior James Green will continue running IIT for me as I go off to live and work around the Winds to really find myself and potentially join the military, or maybe find love, or find a pet zebra, or something…
The school has offered me the chance to return at some point if I grow up a bit and I do hope to come back eventually. From time to time I’ll still contribute to IIT with a new column “Tales from the Forest”.
James is not as good a writer as me and won’t produce as much as me, but at least I trust that he and the other members of the IIT team will keep the business running while I try to actually grow up.
Rock on my fellow rockers and keep reading IIT as again it will continue!
By the way, here’s the paper I wrote and apparently failed the course over… The only thing wrong I saw was saying Music 102 instead of Music 302…Everett-Polinski-Music-102-Immersion-through-Metal-1
P.S. This gives James Green an excuse to slow down and focus on school, thesis, and other responsibilities for the next year at WCC