The theses themselves have not yet been graded nor made available to the public, but the Class of 2022 at Wyoming Catholic College just turned theirs in and IIT managed to get a partial list of their topics and titles. Read away.

  • Santa Claus and Unicameral Government: On whether the Multiple Branches of Government Disprove the Existence of Santa Claus
  • Love in the Atoms: Quantum Mechanics and the Phaedrus
  • Mean Spring: The Geographical Center of the Canterbury Tales is the word “Spring”.
  • Dante’s Astrophysics and the Four Loves of Joel Olsteen
  • Coffee and Tabasco Sauce: Japanese Architecture and the Perfect Outhouse
  • Saved by Skittles: Whether Fast Food is a form of Prayer?
  • Is He Dating?: A Reflection on Perception, Prudence, and the Confusions of Being a Stoic WCC Student in the Work of Flannery O’Connor
  • Texas DrinkingLWhat is the connection between Nalgenes and Texan patriotism?
  • Lord of Vatican II: Why was Lord of the Rings not written in Iambic Pentameter? Does it prove that Tolkien was influenced by Bugini?
  • I Believe in Sam: Are Interviews a Pathway to the Perfection of Self-Reflection?
  • ELP is a Lie: It’s not 20% of people that Self-Reflect
  • Caffeam Meam: The Birth of the Modern Pre-Socratic Comes About Through Coffee
  • Let it Ring: Wilderness Cell-Phone Therapy as a tool for Poetic Regurgitation
  • Socrates Was the World’s First Hippy: A Comparison of the Literary Transgressions in Aristophanes and Plato
  • Shakespeare Worked for the IRA: The Proof is in the Food Served in King Lear
  • Little Acts of Exercise: Body-Building as a Path Towards St. Therese’s Conception of Humility
  • Cigarettes are a Sign of the Divine Goodness: Against the Culture of St. Athanasius
  • Whether the World is on the Back of a Turtle: New Proofs from Modern Literary Engagement
  • Fire Danger: Pyrotechnics Expressing Polyphony in the Mind of Barack Obama
  • Atonal Ecclesiastics: On Music, Balloons, and Popcorn in the Church Fathers
  • How to Replace a Lightbulb: A Study of Infinity and Repair Engineering in the WCC Community.
  • Shoeless and Cluelless: On Whether Shoes Should be Worn From the Philosophy of Heidegger
  • Pious Vegetables: Chiastic Structures in the Aeneid Imitate Brussel Spouts
  • Modality and the ELP: The Major and Minor Scales of Every Successful WCC Outdoor Trip Playlist
  • Paradoxically Neo-Platonic Sewers in Virgil’s Rome: Investigating Roman Architectures Embodied Comic Vision
  • Ω Will Make Me Pass: The Perfect Random Greek Words Provide the Key to Rhetorical Success
  • Baxter vs. Grove Dawn of Justice: The Subjective Difference Between the Grovian Seminar and the Baxterian Comma
  • Whether Dr. Papadopolous’s Mustache is Vetruvian or Petrarchian: Based on the Writings of St. John of the Cross
  • Is Dr. Lasnoksi Of One Essentia, Hypostasis, or Suppositum With His Bow-tie? A Geometric Answer from the Lives of Theodoret and Apollonius