Lander, WY – After two years of being “homeless qua studying”, Wyoming Catholic College Seniors Meg VanHecke and Genievive Aguire have “finally at long last found a place to study”, reclaiming a table that had been appropriated last year by sophomores of “the Squad”.
Panicking that they would never be able to truly study again in their remaining time here, Meg and Gen showed up to the Baldwin library tonight, and to their surprise, found that their original, favorite yellow table, was for some unoccupied. With thousands of pages of art and humanities to read over the weekend, they set right to work, relief flooding over their faces into an image of true leisure as they set to the tasks of the weekend.
The current senior class has been progressively displaced from each of their original studying spots, the recent IIT Study on Studying reported, making tonights reversal something of big news. It’s a little late, but better late than never.
The Studying Squad, the current typical occupants of the table, who in fact have a signed agreement amongst themselves to use it, have not commented on tonight’s usage of “their” table. WCC Security is standing by in anticipation of protests and possible violence, however.