Lander, WY – A blitz of cyberwarfare, hacking attempts and all the cyberattacking complexity that goes into such things hit Wyoming Catholic College and its student body late tonight, putting the campus into a frenzy as key-card operated doors randomly locked unresponsively or wouldn’t lock, power surged on and off everywhere, and WCC-owned Crux Coffee reported that its master coffee identification file was hacked into and deleted. School security services rushed to respond but not before a strange message, a very ultimatum appeared in every student’s school email account, playing as a high pitched women’s voice from every school computer and, physically, as was just reported, spray painted within the high-security complex known as Professor Washut’s office.
I AM KAREN CLARK
I KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT WCC
HAND OVER THE POWER OF POETICS
OR ELSE FACE THE MASTERS’ WRATH
FOR YOUR FAILURE.
I WANT YOU OUT OF THE PICTURE
I THINK YOU DO.
Order was restored within a few mintues by expert school IT experts assisted by IIT’s own computer experts but the question, frightenly, nay, more, terrifyingly, remains. Who is Karen Clark? What does she want? And will she strike again?
As of 9:25pm MT the incident has been reported to the Lander Police and WCC Security, IIT’s emergency response team as well as reportedly the Sovereign Military of the Sovereign Nation of Lazikistan are all on high-alert standby.