Lander, WY – In collaboration with the business strategist Weird Al Yankovic, Irkutsk Ice Truckers has announced its corporate mission statement guidelining how our global operations will proceed with efficiency, effectiveness, and productivity.

Here’s the full text of our mission statement, which is simply entitled “Mission Statement”:

We must all efficiently
Operationalize our strategies
Invest in world-class technology
And leverage our core competencies
In order to holistically administrate
Exceptional synergy
We’ll set a brand trajectory
Using management philosophy
Advance our market share vis-à-vis
Our proven methodology
With strong commitment to quality
Effectively enhancing corporate synergy
Transitioning our company
By awareness of functionality
Promoting viability
Providing our supply chain with diversity (-versity, ooooh)
We will distill our identity
Through client-centric solutions
And synergy

At the end of the day
We must monetize our assets
The fundamentals have changed
Can you visualize a value-added experience?
That will grow the business infrastructure and
Monetize our assets

Bringing to the table
Our capitalized reputation
Proactively overseeing
Day-to-day operations
Services and deliverables
With cross-platform innovation
Networking, soon will bring, seamless integration
Robust and scalable, bleeding-edge and next-generation
Best of breed
We’ll succeed
In achieving globalization

And gaining traction with our resources in the marketplace
It’s mission-critical to stay incentivized
Our business plan will foster flexible solutions for our customer base
If you can’t think outside the box
You’ll be downsized
It’s a paradigm shift!
Well, it’s a paradigm shift, now!

Weird Al Yankovic also produced a video outlining and explaining our mission statement which can be found below.

IIT and the IIT Board of Directors are expected to soon announce more details of a new more formalized corporate infrastructure team. Our board of directors is meeting this coming week and we expect to have details to announce at our annual Investor’s Conference on December 21st as well as a soon to be announced Job Fair Day as well as IIT Interest Meeting. Keep checking IIT corporate news streams for more details.