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California “surfer dude” Joe Frederickson will now be assisting in running the WCC Student Life Office as Lander radio station WyomingNowFM reported Thursday. Frederickson ‘s appointment by the office’s director H.H. brings the student life staff from two to three but his exact duties in the regulatory workings of the department are yet unknown.

That’s frightening some students who worry “he’ll continue to expand the hard-line administration that’s been a hallmark of the office” as supported by his expression in this portrait provided by the school’s official press release. Showing Joe staring blankly, almost dismissively, but with a tone that suggests pure power, its no wonder that his appearance might remind many of the “Baldwin-upstairs-terror” which Rinju spoke of at the Easter dance.

There might be hope against terror, however, as Joe said on accepting the position that he’ll bring “a new enlightened mindset to the hallways of our dear Baldwin, freedom for our paths, and mercy”. Whatever this means exactly, when combined with the skateboard Joe wields in the above image and a rumor that he is metaphorically a “Californian Skateboarder” there may be something more to him.

What that is… Maybe a “Hotel-Biker-Gang member in potentiality, a “dorm-dater”…

But don’t let your guard down too much, even with the smallest rays of hope. The confusion about Joe could just be a long-running act of his or the student life office to infiltrate the partyers at the school, expose them, and eventually eliminate them. And Joe looks a bit like a Spartan too, or even maybe like Sextus?

Until we see his policies in action, that about all we can say, unfortunately, but we’ll keep you updated, for your good, and the good of the community as a whole.