College News

RFK Jr. Annouces Plan to Make Fish Frys Healthy Again

2024-10-27

By: Everett Polinski

On: October 27, 2024

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Trump Says He’ll “Bring Back Big Beautiful Golden Altar Rails”

2024-10-27

By: Everett Polinski

On: October 27, 2024

Trump: “I will make the Diaconate Great Again”

2024-10-27

By: Everett Polinski

On: October 27, 2024

Check out our new site for serious writings for a change: Grain of Wheat

2024-09-11

By: Everett Polinski

On: September 11, 2024

The Official Compline Line of Succession (Updated for Fall 2024)

2024-09-11

By: Everett Polinski

On: September 11, 2024

The 10 Phases of Coping With Pope Francis: A Guide

2024-05-20

By: Everett Polinski

On: May 20, 2024

Due to Inflation, WCC Class of 2022’s Graduation Gift to the College Now Worth $10 Million Upon Installation

2024-03-31

By: Everett Polinski

On: March 31, 2024

A PSA from the WCC Risk Management Committee: sAFeTY fIRsT EvErYBoDy

2024-03-31

By: Everett Polinski

On: March 31, 2024

In Curriculum Update, WCC Removes All Academics from Curriculum

2024-03-31

By: Everett Polinski

On: March 31, 2024

Tithes Are Now Automatically Withheld From WCC Work Study Accounting

2024-01-28

By: Everett Polinski

On: January 28, 2024

Lake Scholastica’s Now OPEN!

2024-01-24

By: Jeff Sarvis

On: January 24, 2024

IIT Prophecy Comes True: WCC Geology Assistant Work Study Job

2023-12-22

By: Everett Polinski

On: December 22, 2023

New Pumpkin Spice Flavor Gets WCC White Girls Hooked on Hookahs

2023-12-22

By: Alfred Pozno

On: December 22, 2023

If You Give A Student A Shuttle Ride

2023-12-17

By: Everett Polinski

On: December 17, 2023

WCC Clothes Washers/Dryers “Can’t Wait” Till Students Leave

2023-12-10

By: Everett Polinski

On: December 10, 2023

The Official Compline Line of Succession

2023-10-31

By: Everett Polinski

On: October 31, 2023

Student Pulls Fire Alarm to Delay Disciplinary Meeting Vote

2023-10-01

By: Everett Polinski

On: October 1, 2023

IIT EXPOSE: SHOCKING Corporate TAKEOVER by JEFF SARVIS Years Ago REVEALED. Everett Didn’t Just Leave. He was FORCED OUT.

2023-08-27

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: August 27, 2023

IIT & Everett Have Agreed to Fully Part Ways

2023-08-24

By: Jeff Sarvis

On: August 24, 2023

IIT & Everett Have Agreed to Fully Part Ways

2023-08-24

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: August 24, 2023

Shocked Sophomores Soon to Read Church Father Who Hates Children, Believes the Married Are “Religious Life Dropouts”, and Sometimes Reads Like A ’60s Hippe

2023-08-23

By: Everett Polinski

On: August 23, 2023

Student Life’s “No Via Ferrata on Professor Cliffs” Campaign Helps Puts Final Kibosh on Baldwin Via Ferrata Plans

2023-08-23

By: Shadow Flame

On: August 23, 2023

CORRECTION: Everett Polinski Is Not Going to be the President of WCC AND We Discover that IIT Has been Infiltrated by an Everett Imposter

2023-08-05

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: August 5, 2023

WCC’s New Dormitory Complex Renamed the All Saints Center: Here are the Names They Rejected

2023-08-04

By: Everett Polinski

On: August 4, 2023

IIT Acquires A Cabinet Meeting Agenda

2023-07-13

By: Everett Polinski

On: July 13, 2023

Russian Mercenary Warlord Celebrity Chef Considered for Nobel Peace Prize

2023-07-13

By: Everett Polinski

On: July 13, 2023

WCC to Expand COR Missionaries Program to Include FLEX Missionaries, Kitchen Missionaries, Admissions Missionaries, and CRUX Missionaries

2023-07-13

By: Everett Polinski

On: July 13, 2023

IIT Obtains Leaked Fall 2023 Class Schedules

2023-07-05

By: Everett Polinski

On: July 5, 2023

Happy Feast of St. Independence

2023-07-04

By: Everett Polinski

On: July 4, 2023

REPORT: It’s Sunday, But the OLP is Still Working

2023-06-25

By: Everett Polinski

On: June 25, 2023

The WCC “Compline Group” No Longer The Best Way to Start Dating at the School

2023-06-08

By: Everett Polinski

On: June 8, 2023

Oh No WCC Just Hired Another Kwas: But Don’t Worry He’s Not THAT Kind of Rad-Trad

2023-06-08

By: Everett Polinski

On: June 8, 2023

Byzantine Militias of Wyoming Unveil “Battle Flag of the Resistance”

2023-05-14

By: Everett Polinski

On: May 14, 2023

200,000 Miles Today: But Where Has FLEX Really Been Driving their Truck?

2023-04-20

By: Everett Polinski

On: April 20, 2023

Rebel Dorm Launching Under Rebel Prefect With Revolutionary “Dorm Vision”

2023-04-14

By: Everett Polinski

On: April 14, 2023

WCC Opens New Recreational Reservoir: Lake Scholastica’s

2023-04-10

By: Shadow Flame

On: April 10, 2023

More Catholics Plan to Become Canonically Irregular Just So They Can Get Churches Like This

2023-04-10

By: Everett Polinski

On: April 10, 2023

Surprise Betrayal by Close Disciple MTG Follows Triumphant Trump Entry into New York City

2023-04-04

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: April 4, 2023

Op-Ed: DuRiNG LeNt?

2023-04-02

By: Everett Polinski

On: April 2, 2023

WCC Calls on Mujahideen For Law Enforcement Aid

2023-03-29

By: Everett Polinski

On: March 29, 2023

St. Athanasius Dorm Members Vote to End Permanent Leo’s Raid Authorization

2023-03-29

By: Everett Polinski

On: March 29, 2023

Trapped Latin Trip Just Staying Where They Are and Starting Latin Colony

2023-03-26

By: Everett Polinski

On: March 26, 2023

Red Bull Beverages to Build New Manufacturing Plant Next to WCC Dorms

2023-03-21

By: Everett Polinski

On: March 21, 2023

Out With the Old Fashioned Good, True, and Beautiful and In With The…

2023-03-18

By: Everett Polinski

On: March 18, 2023

Do Your Best Outdoor Trip Paperwork Ever With Help From These Outstanding Examples

2023-03-12

By: Everett Polinski

On: March 12, 2023

I Know All Students Go to Mass on Sunday. But Why Does It Feel Like They Don’t?

2023-03-09

By: Everett Polinski

On: March 9, 2023

A Short Guide to Understanding the Liturgical Culture At Wyoming Catholic College

2023-03-04

By: Everett Polinski

On: March 4, 2023

INDEPENDENT FACT CHECK: Is George Washington the Founder of WCC?

2023-02-27

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 27, 2023

Do I Have a Liberal or a Conservative Prefect?

2023-02-26

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 26, 2023

Top 10 Candidates for the Next President of WCC

2023-02-26

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 26, 2023

Op-Ed: Byzantines Are Woke

2023-02-19

By: Shadow Flame

On: February 19, 2023

In Epic Twitter Thread, IIT Founder Everett Polinski Shows His Abilities at Political Philosophy, Liturgical Analysis, and Sociology

2023-02-17

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 17, 2023

WCC Transitioning to Women’s School

2023-02-16

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 16, 2023

Pfizer Introduces Vaccine Against UFOs, Alien Abductions, Spy Balloons

2023-02-15

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 15, 2023

Biden Announces Lockdown to Stop the Spread of Dangerous Close Encounters With Alien UFOs

2023-02-15

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 15, 2023

WCC’s Google Drive Storage Unveiled

2023-02-12

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 12, 2023

Biden Administration Insists That New War With Alien Civilization is Mostly Peaceful

2023-02-11

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 11, 2023

WCC Introduces New Intramural Sport: Competitive Confession Line Jumping

2023-02-11

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 11, 2023

School to Institute Stocks to Enforce Handbook

2023-02-07

By: Ernie Thee Bass

On: February 7, 2023

WCC Foosball Players Stricken By Series of Sudden On-Field Collapses

2023-02-06

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 6, 2023