IIT EXPOSE: SHOCKING Corporate TAKEOVER by JEFF SARVIS Years Ago REVEALED. Everett Didn’t Just Leave. He was FORCED OUT. 2023-08-27 By: Sophia Donaldson On: August 27, 2023
CORRECTION: Everett Polinski Is Not Going to be the President of WCC AND We Discover that IIT Has been Infiltrated by an Everett Imposter 2023-08-05 By: Sophia Donaldson On: August 5, 2023
Surprise Betrayal by Close Disciple MTG Follows Triumphant Trump Entry into New York City 2023-04-04 By: Sophia Donaldson On: April 4, 2023
Op-Ed: What Should I Do When My Sibling Starts Dating at WCC? 2022-11-22 By: Sophia Donaldson On: November 22, 2022
Senior Finally Getting Around to Deciding Its Time To Start Thinking About Thesis 2022-09-12 By: Sophia Donaldson On: September 12, 2022
WCC Introduces Its Own Currency: Work Study Credits (WSCs) 2022-07-17 By: Sophia Donaldson On: July 17, 2022
Former IIT Staff Writer Publishes WCC-Themed Romance Novel 2022-07-06 By: Sophia Donaldson On: July 6, 2022
Sophomore Launches GoFundMe Page to Pay Off Her Dress Code Fines 2022-05-07 By: Sophia Donaldson On: May 7, 2022
WCC Spring Outdoor Week Begins Tomorrow: See Where Students Are Going! 2022-04-01 By: Sophia Donaldson On: April 1, 2022
Biden Announces Plan to Evacuate Iranian Hearts from Ukraine 2022-03-01 By: Sophia Donaldson On: March 1, 2022
Everett Polinski Deplatformed & Banned from Social Media 2021-06-16 By: Sophia Donaldson On: June 16, 2021
Super-Flex Increases Perks to Retain Talent: Retirement Plans, Personal Vehicles, and 401Ks 2021-03-14 By: Sophia Donaldson On: March 14, 2021
About 20 New Relationships Expected from 2021’s Freshman Winter Expedition 2021-01-22 By: Sophia Donaldson On: January 22, 2021
Op-Ed: Super-Flex Is A Tight-Knit Cabal That Runs WCC 2021-01-19 By: Sophia Donaldson On: January 19, 2021
WCC Adds Emergency Plan for Dealing with Alien Invasion 2020-12-21 By: Sophia Donaldson On: December 21, 2020
IIT Chooses St. Innocent of Irkutsk as Patron Saint 2020-11-30 By: Sophia Donaldson On: November 30, 2020
Concerns Spread Over Junior Potentially Worshiping Shakespeare 2020-11-14 By: Sophia Donaldson On: November 14, 2020
More than 2000 Years Later Socrates Still Haunting WCC Students 2020-10-10 By: Sophia Donaldson On: October 10, 2020
Models Project Class of 2022 Down to 20 or Less By Graduation 2020-08-01 By: Sophia Donaldson On: August 1, 2020
Long-Lost Biblical Scrolls Contain Stunning Prophecy About WCC’s Frassati Hall 2020-07-12 By: Sophia Donaldson On: July 12, 2020
School Debates Letting Couples Go Together On Convent Trips 2020-05-24 By: Sophia Donaldson On: May 24, 2020
Op-Ed: No one knows? – Engagement Between IIT Agent and Superflex Member 2020-05-18 By: Sophia Donaldson On: May 18, 2020
Seniors’ Class Gift May Be Canonization Fund for Dr. John Senior 2020-04-27 By: Sophia Donaldson On: April 27, 2020
America Having Trouble Returning Socialism After 30-Day Free Trial 2020-04-25 By: Sophia Donaldson On: April 25, 2020
Bernie Sanders Regaining Momentum With American Toilet Paper Plan 2020-03-25 By: Sophia Donaldson On: March 25, 2020
School Trials “Democratic Dorms” to Fight Democratic Trends Amongst Students 2020-01-26 By: Sophia Donaldson On: January 26, 2020
Milligan New Deal Support Reaches New Highs As Administration Unveils Plan 2020-01-13 By: Sophia Donaldson On: January 13, 2020
Baldwin Traffic Flow Study Releases Results & Request for Public Comment 2019-11-28 By: Sophia Donaldson On: November 28, 2019
Kanye West to Come to WCC: Perform at Sophomore Dance 2019-10-25 By: Sophia Donaldson On: October 25, 2019
Is Parker Eidle Secretly A New Undercover WCC Professor? 2019-09-21 By: Sophia Donaldson On: September 21, 2019
Amazonchurch Launches With “Church-in-a-Box-Kits”, “Parishioner-Facing” Focus 2019-07-16 By: Sophia Donaldson On: July 16, 2019