College News (Page 4)

New Scientific Report Concludes That Existence is a Scam

2021-04-10

By: Everett Polinski

On: April 10, 2021

New Spike In Positive Tests for Protestantism on Campus at WCC

2021-04-03

By: Everett Polinski

On: April 3, 2021

What Not to Propose: 30 Rejected Senior Thesis Titles

2021-04-01

By: Everett Polinski

On: April 1, 2021

Poker 302 Course Launched at WCC

2021-03-30

By: Everett Polinski

On: March 30, 2021

Choosing Your Senior Thesis Advisor: an IIT Guide

2021-03-28

By: Everett Polinski

On: March 28, 2021

Compendium Vyomingae – Question 705: How the Sophomore Intellect Can Know With Junior Knowledge?

2021-03-27

By: Everett Polinski

On: March 27, 2021

College Acquires Remainder of Downtown Properties

2021-03-24

By: Everett Polinski

On: March 24, 2021

Professor Won’t Allow Joe Pho To Leave

2021-03-20

By: Everett Polinski

On: March 20, 2021

Super-Flex Increases Perks to Retain Talent: Retirement Plans, Personal Vehicles, and 401Ks

2021-03-14

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: March 14, 2021

Pope Zepp Plans to Anathematize the Pre-Socratics

2021-03-12

By: Everett Polinski

On: March 12, 2021

WCC Classroom Conversations to Be Held Solely in Interpretive Dance

2021-03-08

By: Everett Polinski

On: March 8, 2021

Omnisciens: Ille Scit Omnia

2021-03-08

By: Everett Polinski

On: March 8, 2021

New WCC Regulations Permit IIT T-Shirts As Classroom Dress

2021-03-05

By: Everett Polinski

On: March 5, 2021

WCC Class of 2021 Seniors’ Class Gift Is Auto-Scrubbers

2021-02-28

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 28, 2021

WCC Plans to Grow to 6,000 Students By 2024, 1,000,000 by 2030

2021-02-27

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 27, 2021

Ludi Mariales at WCC to be Replaced With Real-Live Gladiatorial Games

2021-02-24

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 24, 2021

Fr. David Takes Over Frassati Hall

2021-02-19

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 19, 2021

Google 302 Course Introduced at Wyoming Catholic College

2021-02-17

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 17, 2021

Attempted Undercover Epinephrine Trafficking Results in Accidental Near-Assassination During Class

2021-02-13

By: Shadow Flame

On: February 13, 2021

Op-Ed: Billy Bob Did Steal Dr. Bolin’s Rocks

2021-02-13

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 13, 2021

Eat More Cookies: Prove God Exists

2021-02-11

By: Emma Vanderpol

On: February 11, 2021

Oration Filibuster: Senior Talks for 72 Hours Straight

2021-02-09

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 9, 2021

In Surprise Last-Minute Switch St. Athanasius Now Playing in Super Bowl LV

2021-02-07

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 7, 2021

Apple Introduces WCC-Compliant I-Phone

2021-02-06

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 6, 2021

Speed Dating Next Week Means That For WCC and Lander, WY: The Wedding Bells Are Ringing

2021-02-05

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 5, 2021

WCC Launches Interfaith Meditation Center in Old Chapel

2021-02-03

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 3, 2021

Freshmen Shocked To Discover That You Actually Have to Study at WCC

2021-02-02

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 2, 2021

First Official Jewish Sect forms this Winter Trip

2021-02-01

By: Rose Duong

On: February 1, 2021

Avalanche Surfing Trip Planned for Next Winter at WCC

2021-01-30

By: Everett Polinski

On: January 30, 2021

WCC’s Summer Program P.E.A.K. Renamed to D.A.T.E. for 2021

2021-01-30

By: Everett Polinski

On: January 30, 2021

Newly Discovered Concept Art Shows Plan for WCC Pedestrian Bridge Over Main St.

2021-01-28

By: Everett Polinski

On: January 28, 2021

About 20 New Relationships Expected from 2021’s Freshman Winter Expedition

2021-01-22

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: January 22, 2021

Winter Trip to Use Imported Snow This Year

2021-01-20

By: Everett Polinski

On: January 20, 2021

Op-Ed: Super-Flex Is A Tight-Knit Cabal That Runs WCC

2021-01-19

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: January 19, 2021

“Artisan” Quinzees Coming to Winter Trip This Year

2021-01-19

By: Everett Polinski

On: January 19, 2021

Kim Jong Un Accepted to WCC: School Officials Claim It Was Accidental

2021-01-17

By: Everett Polinski

On: January 17, 2021

College Plans to Launch “WCC Museum” to Honor Its History and Culture

2021-01-15

By: Everett Polinski

On: January 15, 2021

WCC Buys a Domino’s Pizza

2021-01-14

By: Everett Polinski

On: January 14, 2021

Freshmen to Graduate as the Class of 2021

2021-01-13

By: Pamela Kaluza

On: January 13, 2021

OLP Clarifies Remarks About Penalties For Anyone Caught Wearing Cotton

2021-01-12

By: Everett Polinski

On: January 12, 2021

WCC Makes OLP Courses Grander than Ever Before

2021-01-12

By: C.G.

On: January 12, 2021

Clement Time Travels to Try and Teach Achilles Virtue

2021-01-09

By: Everett Polinski

On: January 9, 2021

Student Emails Inflicted with the Dreaded “ASE”

2021-01-08

By: Ernie Thee Bass

On: January 8, 2021

Ruth Kress’s Coronavirus Vaccine Approved by FDA

2021-01-08

By: Everett Polinski

On: January 8, 2021

Google Translate Graded Sophomore Latin Finals

2021-01-08

By: Shadow Flame

On: January 8, 2021

Freshman Launching New Board Game Based on the Phaedrus

2021-01-07

By: Emma Vanderpol

On: January 7, 2021

Minnesotans to Host Bootcamp for Concerned Freshmen Ahead of 2021 Winter Trip

2021-01-07

By: Pamela Kaluza

On: January 7, 2021

Local Businessman Announces Plans to Build World’s Tallest Skyscraper in Lander

2021-01-05

By: Alfred Pozno

On: January 5, 2021

Top-Secret Blueprints Stolen from School Vault

2021-01-05

By: Joyce Godden

On: January 5, 2021

WCC Plans Shift to Latin-Only Instruction

2021-01-04

By: Everett Polinski

On: January 4, 2021

Creator of The Office Announces New TV-Show Focused on WCC: The Section

2020-12-31

By: Everett Polinski

On: December 31, 2020

Was Dr. Arbery in the American Revolution?

2020-12-28

By: Everett Polinski

On: December 28, 2020

Technical Glitch Causes All Students To Fail: Sorry We Can’t Do Anything

2020-12-25

By: Everett Polinski

On: December 25, 2020

IIT Christmas Special 2020: The Karen Strikes Back

2020-12-24

By: Everett Polinski

On: December 24, 2020

Evidence of Lander Conspiracy Deepens With New Leaked Photo

2020-12-22

By: Everett Polinski

On: December 22, 2020

WCC Adds Emergency Plan for Dealing with Alien Invasion

2020-12-21

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: December 21, 2020

Milligan Mystery? Secret Messages Discovered in WCC Logo

2020-12-19

By: Everett Polinski

On: December 19, 2020

Wild Moose Attack WCC Dormitories Steal Lots of Food

2020-12-17

By: Alfred Pozno

On: December 17, 2020

The IIT Guide to the Junor Author Project

2020-12-17

By: Everett Polinski

On: December 17, 2020

Freshmen at WCC Promised Esoteric “Reward” For Filling Out “Survey”

2020-12-15

By: Joyce Godden

On: December 15, 2020