Former IIT Staff Writer Publishes WCC-Themed Romance Novel 2022-07-06 By: Sophia Donaldson On: July 6, 2022
WCC Unveils New Larger 1 Cubic Inch Student Mailboxes 2022-07-06 By: Everett Polinski On: July 6, 2022
Everett Polinski Appears on the Joe Rogan Experience Podcast 2022-07-04 By: Shadow Flame On: July 4, 2022
Supreme Court Responsible for High Gas Prices, Experts Report. 2022-07-02 By: Everett Polinski On: July 2, 2022
Chaplaincy Considers Frequent-Flyer Program for Penitents 2022-06-25 By: Pierre Aronnax On: June 25, 2022
Americans’ Belief in Everett Polinski at an All-Time Low 2022-06-18 By: Everett Polinski On: June 18, 2022
WCC Professor Launches New Post-Post-Modernist Art Movement 2022-05-19 By: Everett Polinski On: May 19, 2022
Sophomore Launches GoFundMe Page to Pay Off Her Dress Code Fines 2022-05-07 By: Sophia Donaldson On: May 7, 2022
Majority of Strong, Independent WCC Women Unaware of Being Oppressed by Any Patriarchy 2022-05-06 By: S. Ezra Smith On: May 6, 2022
Fast Facts on the WCC Class of 2022 As They Prepare to Graduate in Three Weeks 2022-05-01 By: Shadow Flame On: May 1, 2022
In Response To “Too Much Tradition,” Members of Class of 2025 Form “Novus Ordo Extremist Group” 2022-04-21 By: Big Red On: April 21, 2022
“Mostly Peaceful” Rock Climbing Trip Returns Safely to Lander after National Guard Intervenes 2022-04-11 By: Alfred Pozno On: April 11, 2022
Their Own Performance Was Perfect, Student Leaders Grading Themselves Report 2022-04-11 By: Alfred Pozno On: April 11, 2022
WCC Spring Outdoor Week Begins Tomorrow: See Where Students Are Going! 2022-04-01 By: Sophia Donaldson On: April 1, 2022
In Their Incredible Generosity, the Best Senior Class Ever is Putting On an Extra Dance for WCC 2022-03-24 By: Joyce Godden On: March 24, 2022
Biden Announces Plan to Evacuate Iranian Hearts from Ukraine 2022-03-01 By: Sophia Donaldson On: March 1, 2022
St. John’s Agrees to Peace Talks as St. Athanasius Advance Slows 2022-02-27 By: Shadow Flame On: February 27, 2022
Work-Study Committee Proposes to Make Kitchen Female-Only by 2023 2022-02-24 By: The Maleman On: February 24, 2022
IIT Congratulates Cincinnati Bagels and L.A. Ramen on Making it to the Super Bowl 2022-02-12 By: Jeff Sarvis On: February 12, 2022
Winter Trip to be renamed “Canadian Immersion Trip” after Massive Exposé 2022-02-02 By: Riley Winter On: February 2, 2022
IIT Commits 1,000 Trucks to Join “Canadian” Freedom Convoy 2022-01-28 By: Alfred Pozno On: January 28, 2022
Op-Ed: Replace the Latin Program with “Old Norse Immersion” 2021-12-02 By: Odin Odinssen On: December 2, 2021
Everett Polinski Deplatformed & Banned from Social Media 2021-06-16 By: Sophia Donaldson On: June 16, 2021
Everett Polinski is (temporarily hopefully) Leaving WCC 2021-06-05 By: Everett Polinski On: June 5, 2021
WCC to Phase Out Roman-Rite, Become Byzantine Only by 2022 2021-06-04 By: Everett Polinski On: June 4, 2021
Dolphins Officially Overtake Humans In 2021 List Of Smartest Mammals 2021-05-27 By: Everett Polinski On: May 27, 2021
WCC’s Biggest Secret Revealed: It Has a Live Neanderthal 2021-05-17 By: Everett Polinski On: May 17, 2021
10 Things To Do If You Don’t Yet Have a Thesis Advisor 2021-05-01 By: Everett Polinski On: May 1, 2021
WCC Increases Wi-Fi Network to City-Wide Coverage in Lander, WY 2021-04-24 By: Everett Polinski On: April 24, 2021
WCC Hosts All-School Seminar on ‘Godzilla Versus Kong’ 2021-04-14 By: Everett Polinski On: April 14, 2021
Student Life Warns of Attractive Young Man Spotted Near Crux Coffee 2021-04-11 By: Pierre Aronnax On: April 11, 2021
WCC Introduces Virtual Tutors: Cell-Phone With YouTube Videos On Repeat 2021-04-10 By: Everett Polinski On: April 10, 2021
New Scientific Report Concludes That Existence is a Scam 2021-04-10 By: Everett Polinski On: April 10, 2021
New Spike In Positive Tests for Protestantism on Campus at WCC 2021-04-03 By: Everett Polinski On: April 3, 2021