Everett Polinski

IIT Obtains Leaked Fall 2023 Class Schedules

2023-07-05

By: Everett Polinski

On: July 5, 2023

OP-ED: The Time-Honored Rights of Couples are Under Attack at WCC

2023-01-06

By: Everett Polinski

On: January 6, 2023

WCC to Phase Out Roman-Rite, Become Byzantine Only by 2022

2021-06-04

By: Everett Polinski

On: June 4, 2021

W.H.O. Instructs Hamas To Sanitize Rockets Before Firing Them Into Israel

2021-05-30

By: Everett Polinski

On: May 30, 2021

Top 10 Ways to Start Dating at WCC

2021-05-30

By: Everett Polinski

On: May 30, 2021

Dolphins Officially Overtake Humans In 2021 List Of Smartest Mammals

2021-05-27

By: Everett Polinski

On: May 27, 2021

Sophomore at WCC Buys Hollywood

2021-05-26

By: Everett Polinski

On: May 26, 2021

Al Gore Caused Global Warming By Creating The Internet

2021-05-20

By: Everett Polinski

On: May 20, 2021

WCC’s Biggest Secret Revealed: It Has a Live Neanderthal

2021-05-17

By: Everett Polinski

On: May 17, 2021

WCC Scrambles to Find Prefect for Engaged Couples

2021-05-03

By: Everett Polinski

On: May 3, 2021

10 Things To Do If You Don’t Yet Have a Thesis Advisor

2021-05-01

By: Everett Polinski

On: May 1, 2021

Op-Ed: Ruth’s “Posse” Returns To Finally Complete Takeover of WCC

2021-04-30

By: Everett Polinski

On: April 30, 2021

Wyoming Catholic Buys a Movie Theater

2021-04-28

By: Everett Polinski

On: April 28, 2021

WCC Increases Wi-Fi Network to City-Wide Coverage in Lander, WY

2021-04-24

By: Everett Polinski

On: April 24, 2021

WCC Hosts All-School Seminar on ‘Godzilla Versus Kong’

2021-04-14

By: Everett Polinski

On: April 14, 2021

WCC Introduces Virtual Tutors: Cell-Phone With YouTube Videos On Repeat

2021-04-10

By: Everett Polinski

On: April 10, 2021

Vatican Website Blocked by WCC For Heresy

2021-04-10

By: Everett Polinski

On: April 10, 2021

New Scientific Report Concludes That Existence is a Scam

2021-04-10

By: Everett Polinski

On: April 10, 2021

New Spike In Positive Tests for Protestantism on Campus at WCC

2021-04-03

By: Everett Polinski

On: April 3, 2021

What Not to Propose: 30 Rejected Senior Thesis Titles

2021-04-01

By: Everett Polinski

On: April 1, 2021

Poker 302 Course Launched at WCC

2021-03-30

By: Everett Polinski

On: March 30, 2021

Choosing Your Senior Thesis Advisor: an IIT Guide

2021-03-28

By: Everett Polinski

On: March 28, 2021

Compendium Vyomingae – Question 705: How the Sophomore Intellect Can Know With Junior Knowledge?

2021-03-27

By: Everett Polinski

On: March 27, 2021

College Acquires Remainder of Downtown Properties

2021-03-24

By: Everett Polinski

On: March 24, 2021

Professor Won’t Allow Joe Pho To Leave

2021-03-20

By: Everett Polinski

On: March 20, 2021

Pope Zepp Plans to Anathematize the Pre-Socratics

2021-03-12

By: Everett Polinski

On: March 12, 2021

WCC Classroom Conversations to Be Held Solely in Interpretive Dance

2021-03-08

By: Everett Polinski

On: March 8, 2021

Omnisciens: Ille Scit Omnia

2021-03-08

By: Everett Polinski

On: March 8, 2021

New WCC Regulations Permit IIT T-Shirts As Classroom Dress

2021-03-05

By: Everett Polinski

On: March 5, 2021

WCC Class of 2021 Seniors’ Class Gift Is Auto-Scrubbers

2021-02-28

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 28, 2021

WCC Plans to Grow to 6,000 Students By 2024, 1,000,000 by 2030

2021-02-27

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 27, 2021

Ludi Mariales at WCC to be Replaced With Real-Live Gladiatorial Games

2021-02-24

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 24, 2021

Fr. David Takes Over Frassati Hall

2021-02-19

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 19, 2021

Google 302 Course Introduced at Wyoming Catholic College

2021-02-17

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 17, 2021

Op-Ed: Billy Bob Did Steal Dr. Bolin’s Rocks

2021-02-13

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 13, 2021

Vatican Approves New 50-50 Holy Water/Hand Sanitizer Blend

2021-02-11

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 11, 2021

Oration Filibuster: Senior Talks for 72 Hours Straight

2021-02-09

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 9, 2021

In Surprise Last-Minute Switch St. Athanasius Now Playing in Super Bowl LV

2021-02-07

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 7, 2021

Apple Introduces WCC-Compliant I-Phone

2021-02-06

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 6, 2021

Speed Dating Next Week Means That For WCC and Lander, WY: The Wedding Bells Are Ringing

2021-02-05

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 5, 2021

WCC Launches Interfaith Meditation Center in Old Chapel

2021-02-03

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 3, 2021

Freshmen Shocked To Discover That You Actually Have to Study at WCC

2021-02-02

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 2, 2021

Avalanche Surfing Trip Planned for Next Winter at WCC

2021-01-30

By: Everett Polinski

On: January 30, 2021

WCC’s Summer Program P.E.A.K. Renamed to D.A.T.E. for 2021

2021-01-30

By: Everett Polinski

On: January 30, 2021

Newly Discovered Concept Art Shows Plan for WCC Pedestrian Bridge Over Main St.

2021-01-28

By: Everett Polinski

On: January 28, 2021

Winter Trip to Use Imported Snow This Year

2021-01-20

By: Everett Polinski

On: January 20, 2021

“Artisan” Quinzees Coming to Winter Trip This Year

2021-01-19

By: Everett Polinski

On: January 19, 2021

Kim Jong Un Accepted to WCC: School Officials Claim It Was Accidental

2021-01-17

By: Everett Polinski

On: January 17, 2021

Dr. Virginia Added to Mt. Rushmore

2021-01-17

By: Everett Polinski

On: January 17, 2021

College Plans to Launch “WCC Museum” to Honor Its History and Culture

2021-01-15

By: Everett Polinski

On: January 15, 2021

WCC Buys a Domino’s Pizza

2021-01-14

By: Everett Polinski

On: January 14, 2021

OLP Clarifies Remarks About Penalties For Anyone Caught Wearing Cotton

2021-01-12

By: Everett Polinski

On: January 12, 2021

NOLS to Start Liberal Liberal Arts College to Compete With WCC

2021-01-10

By: Everett Polinski

On: January 10, 2021

Clement Time Travels to Try and Teach Achilles Virtue

2021-01-09

By: Everett Polinski

On: January 9, 2021

Ruth Kress’s Coronavirus Vaccine Approved by FDA

2021-01-08

By: Everett Polinski

On: January 8, 2021

Irkutsk Ice Truckers Turns 2

2021-01-04

By: Everett Polinski

On: January 4, 2021

WCC Plans Shift to Latin-Only Instruction

2021-01-04

By: Everett Polinski

On: January 4, 2021

WCC Professor Discovers Long-Lost Work of Aristotle: Dē Technologiā

2021-01-03

By: Everett Polinski

On: January 3, 2021

Creator of The Office Announces New TV-Show Focused on WCC: The Section

2020-12-31

By: Everett Polinski

On: December 31, 2020

Op-Ed: Socrates Never Died

2020-12-29

By: Everett Polinski

On: December 29, 2020