Irkutsk Ice Truckers

Alan Guth Blamed for Inflation, Science Experts Report

2022-07-14

By: Everett Polinski

On: July 14, 2022

Elon Moves Past Twitter Deal With New Plan to Acquire Heaven

2022-07-09

By: Everett Polinski

On: July 9, 2022

Everett Polinski Places Bid for Twitter

2022-07-09

By: Everett Polinski

On: July 9, 2022

U.S. Offers to Mediate Peace Talks Between Israel, Ben & Jerry’s

2022-07-09

By: Alfred Pozno

On: July 9, 2022

Former IIT Staff Writer Publishes WCC-Themed Romance Novel

2022-07-06

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: July 6, 2022

WCC Unveils New Larger 1 Cubic Inch Student Mailboxes

2022-07-06

By: Everett Polinski

On: July 6, 2022

Lander Bans Nuclear Weapons in Local Firework Shows

2022-07-04

By: Shadow Flame

On: July 4, 2022

Everett Polinski Appears on the Joe Rogan Experience Podcast

2022-07-04

By: Shadow Flame

On: July 4, 2022

Supreme Court Responsible for High Gas Prices, Experts Report.

2022-07-02

By: Everett Polinski

On: July 2, 2022

WCC to Take Over All Training for Ukrainian Military

2022-06-25

By: Shadow Flame

On: June 25, 2022

Chaplaincy Considers Frequent-Flyer Program for Penitents

2022-06-25

By: Pierre Aronnax

On: June 25, 2022

Americans’ Belief in Everett Polinski at an All-Time Low

2022-06-18

By: Everett Polinski

On: June 18, 2022

“We Support the Current Thing”: IIT’s New Logo

2022-06-15

By: Jeff Sarvis

On: June 15, 2022

Why Was There No “Senior Swoop” at WCC This Year?

2022-06-14

By: Joyce Godden

On: June 14, 2022

WCC Professor Claims Freshman is Sentient

2022-06-14

By: Alfred Pozno

On: June 14, 2022

What is a Woman? – IIT Answers the Debate

2022-06-11

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: June 11, 2022

Everett Polinski Update: “I Graduated”

2022-06-11

By: Everett Polinski

On: June 11, 2022

Whether One Should Leave Lander?

2022-06-01

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: June 1, 2022

WCC Professor Launches New Post-Post-Modernist Art Movement

2022-05-19

By: Everett Polinski

On: May 19, 2022

Sophomore Launches GoFundMe Page to Pay Off Her Dress Code Fines

2022-05-07

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: May 7, 2022

Breaking News: Ruth is Dating

2022-05-06

By: Alfred Pozno

On: May 6, 2022

Majority of Strong, Independent WCC Women Unaware of Being Oppressed by Any Patriarchy

2022-05-06

By: S. Ezra Smith

On: May 6, 2022

Fast Facts on the WCC Class of 2022 As They Prepare to Graduate in Three Weeks

2022-05-01

By: Shadow Flame

On: May 1, 2022

WCC Trip to Tattoine Returns Safely

2022-04-29

By: Alfred Pozno

On: April 29, 2022

In Response To “Too Much Tradition,” Members of Class of 2025 Form “Novus Ordo Extremist Group”

2022-04-21

By: Big Red

On: April 21, 2022

Federal Judge Overturns WCC Beard Mandate

2022-04-19

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: April 19, 2022

Elon Musk Offers to Buy WCC

2022-04-14

By: Jeff Sarvis

On: April 14, 2022

“Mostly Peaceful” Rock Climbing Trip Returns Safely to Lander after National Guard Intervenes

2022-04-11

By: Alfred Pozno

On: April 11, 2022

Their Own Performance Was Perfect, Student Leaders Grading Themselves Report

2022-04-11

By: Alfred Pozno

On: April 11, 2022

An April Fool’s Day Reminder

2022-04-01

By: Everett Polinski

On: April 1, 2022

WCC Spring Outdoor Week Begins Tomorrow: See Where Students Are Going!

2022-04-01

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: April 1, 2022

In Their Incredible Generosity, the Best Senior Class Ever is Putting On an Extra Dance for WCC

2022-03-24

By: Joyce Godden

On: March 24, 2022

Op-Ed: WCC Needs a Prison

2022-03-13

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: March 13, 2022

URGENT: IIT Suspending ALL Operations in Russia

2022-03-01

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: March 1, 2022

Biden Announces Plan to Evacuate Iranian Hearts from Ukraine

2022-03-01

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: March 1, 2022

St. John’s Agrees to Peace Talks as St. Athanasius Advance Slows

2022-02-27

By: Shadow Flame

On: February 27, 2022

Work-Study Committee Proposes to Make Kitchen Female-Only by 2023

2022-02-24

By: The Maleman

On: February 24, 2022

Why is IIT in the News?

2022-02-15

By: Everett Polinski

On: February 15, 2022

IIT Congratulates Cincinnati Bagels and L.A. Ramen on Making it to the Super Bowl

2022-02-12

By: Jeff Sarvis

On: February 12, 2022

Fast Facts about the WCC 2022 Senior Orations

2022-02-12

By: Shadow Flame

On: February 12, 2022

Winter Trip to be renamed “Canadian Immersion Trip” after Massive Exposé

2022-02-02

By: Riley Winter

On: February 2, 2022

IIT Commits 1,000 Trucks to Join “Canadian” Freedom Convoy

2022-01-28

By: Alfred Pozno

On: January 28, 2022

Church Considering Baptism Boosters

2022-01-08

By: Jeff Sarvis

On: January 8, 2022

Five Incredible Nicholostri Nostri Ideas

2021-12-07

By: Jeff Sarvis

On: December 7, 2021

2022 Senior Thesis Titles Revealed

2021-12-05

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: December 5, 2021

Op-Ed: Replace the Latin Program with “Old Norse Immersion”

2021-12-02

By: Odin Odinssen

On: December 2, 2021

Everett Polinski Deplatformed & Banned from Social Media

2021-06-16

By: Sophia Donaldson

On: June 16, 2021

Everett Polinski is (temporarily hopefully) Leaving WCC

2021-06-05

By: Everett Polinski

On: June 5, 2021

WCC to Phase Out Roman-Rite, Become Byzantine Only by 2022

2021-06-04

By: Everett Polinski

On: June 4, 2021

W.H.O. Instructs Hamas To Sanitize Rockets Before Firing Them Into Israel

2021-05-30

By: Everett Polinski

On: May 30, 2021

Top 10 Ways to Start Dating at WCC

2021-05-30

By: Everett Polinski

On: May 30, 2021

Dolphins Officially Overtake Humans In 2021 List Of Smartest Mammals

2021-05-27

By: Everett Polinski

On: May 27, 2021

Sophomore at WCC Buys Hollywood

2021-05-26

By: Everett Polinski

On: May 26, 2021

Al Gore Caused Global Warming By Creating The Internet

2021-05-20

By: Everett Polinski

On: May 20, 2021

WCC’s Biggest Secret Revealed: It Has a Live Neanderthal

2021-05-17

By: Everett Polinski

On: May 17, 2021

Since We’re So Busy Writing Papers We’re Publishing This Instead

2021-05-05

By: Jeff Sarvis

On: May 5, 2021

WCC Scrambles to Find Prefect for Engaged Couples

2021-05-03

By: Everett Polinski

On: May 3, 2021

10 Things To Do If You Don’t Yet Have a Thesis Advisor

2021-05-01

By: Everett Polinski

On: May 1, 2021

Op-Ed: Ruth’s “Posse” Returns To Finally Complete Takeover of WCC

2021-04-30

By: Everett Polinski

On: April 30, 2021

Wyoming Catholic Buys a Movie Theater

2021-04-28

By: Everett Polinski

On: April 28, 2021